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RINGO: I think Paul is Cookie Monster.
PAUL: I think John is Rakeesh.
JOHN: I think George is Stephanie Meyer.
GEORGE: I think we need a list of who's participating.

Really really really busy. And Rendering.

RINGO: Nobody answered the movie marathon question yet. PAUL: What shall we watch, lads? Yellow Submarine? Hard Day's Night? JOHN: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band? GEORGE: Put that on and I'll strangle you. RINGO: We should actually put down a real answer. Let's ask our manager. PAUL: Rippin' ...

JOHN: Needs more Beatles.
RINGO: I'm not diggin' the new love interest.
PAUL: Go Team Rakeesh!

JOHN: They're right, lads! Come on! Let's get some music going for these fine folks! PAUL: And a one, and a two, and... RINGO: *I said a hip hop, Hippie to the hippie, The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it, To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, th...

JOHN: You'd make a wonderful "mane" character in that.
GEORGE: I'd agree, but I'd be "lion."
PAUL: "Paws" for effect... absolutely fabulous.
RINGO: All these bad puns are hurting me "pride."

Maya

PAUL: Fantastic! A wonderful conclusion!
JOHN: Might I suggest another love interest in the second book? Perhaps she has to choose between Rakeesh and a handsome British rock star?
RINGO: Perhaps one who plays drums?
GEORGE: Bollocks. She'd better be off with a vampire. Less body glitter that way.

PAUL: Isn't that one of ours?
JOHN: Must be yours. I don't write songs about abs.
PAUL: But we do write songs about blackbirds, don't we?
JOHN: Indeed. It must be ours. Bravo!
PAUL: Beautiful poem! Simply beautiful!

PAUL: I thought it was marvelous!
JOHN: Much better than "Catcher in the Rye."
RINGO: I liked the part with us in.
GEORGE: It's tripe.

PAUL: Ooh! Simply lovely! I must work these into a song someday! RINGO: Shall I give it a go? GEORGE: Bloody fantastic. Ringo's going to bless us with his song-writing. JOHN: Lay off, George. Ringo's got his good points. Give it a go, old chum. RINGO: *Ahem* Twinkle, twinkle, little mouse, There was...

Gabriel Knight

RINGO: Look, lads. We've arrived at a party. PAUL: Look, Stephanie Meyer just gave me a cookie. Also, she's blue now. Do you think the Meanies got to her? GEORGE: You blockhead. JOHN: It's a bit dead in here, don't you think? We ought to liven up it with a bit of a tune. PAUL: Sound good to me! And ...