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Aah! They've found me out! It's true, I've temporarily borrowed BBP's heart so I could leave Howl's fireplace for a few weeks. You know how boring it is to look at a pile of washing-up growing? Congratulations Qbix and Datadog!

...anyways, you wouldn't happen to work for Alculard, would you, Calcifer? I work for Howell Jenkins, the most talented young wizard in the history of his nation, Wales. I'd send him here to say a few words , to teach Ron a thing or two and to dance with Ermagherd, but he's in the bathtub right now...

Ursa Major

Actually, now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure I produce my own love-reducing spell... but it only works when I need it least. And heck, I'll replace the suit! I'll even get you the pants, shoes, shave, haircut, wineglass, and aura of supremacy to go with it! I could help you out with a love-no...

Pirates Of The Caribbean

Listen, llamas of Legend, Larry Laffer loves lemmings.

Homer

Edward

Adam and Jamie.

Woo-hoo! More guests to burn for! Can I have some of your petals, Rose? It'll make the ballroom smell lovely!

*Ermahgerd Girl wrote:ERMAHGERD IT'S A PERTY!! I brert the mershed perterters. Cercifer, werd yer hert therm erp? They're a lertle cerld.

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Sure, but can I have something from you, like your eyes or your heart? I can't do it alone.

Allow me to be the first: for the first time I have left my master in order to attend this ball. My name is Calcifer, I'm a fire daemon whose job is to move the house of a wizard. I also keep his bathwater warm. I wouldn't advice people to dance with me: I'm quite warm to the touch and above all: st...