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Bonny's Guess Regarding Ron's Identity What? But that doesn't make sense! I'm me! How could I be someone else? I didn't drink any polyjuice potion! Unless this is one of those muggle identity thefts! So if I'm not me, then... oh, no! ...I'm remembering everything! Wikipedia! Black dog! Umbridge! An...

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I should be okay now. I'm not sure what happened, but Professor Squirrel placed a blocking hex on Wikipedia and enchanted my keyboard so I can't type "inappropriate slang" or "oh, my god" anymore (I am sorry, Ermahgerd Girl.) So I have to finish my muggle studies essay using only...

I'm not quite certain about a love-"reducing" spell, but it's anything like a love potion antidote, all you need is some Wiggentree twigs, castor oil, and a Gurdyroot. Put them in a cauldron for five minutes, stirring counter-clockwise until the potion becomes a clear liquid. I hope that ...

omg i jst lrnd a noo wai 2 spell! also omg just found WIKIPEDIA! me and my friends spent all first year looking for books on nicholas flamel and I found everything we needd about him right here! suck it hermione! WIKIPEDIA even knows about the chamber of secrets! with this computer box I could becom...

hello loremaster! you look a lot like our muggle studies teacher! his name is professor steve quirrel. we call him squirrel for short.

so pirates are only on these computer boxes now? that's disappointing! i suppose i could look up this sullivan chap. i hope our library has something on him.

i just found the backspace button!

hello guybrush! its really cool to know theres still pirates in the muggle world. the professor wants us to write an essay on modern muggles and if I can write about pirates that would be brilliant!

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BLIMey!! WHY DO the caPS and shIFT BUTTONS bOTH MAKE my LETTERS BIGG?!!!!!! ThIS IS so COnfusin g!

i WANT to Use this to Talk to me mum And dad, but the HOME BUTTON ISNT WORKING. HERMIONE HELP.

I apologize to the moderators for the previous post. My fellow classmate and I are taking Muggle Studies in our third year at Hogwarts and it seems Ronald was under the impression that a keyboard would work better if the keys were magically organized alphabetically. I've taken the liberty of repair...

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