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Movie ? In our monestary we don't have them. A movie is a story or event recorded by a camera, a device which can capture images from real-life onto special pieces of paper called film, as a set of moving images. These images are then processed using various chemicals, put onto (seemingly) magical ...

I'm late, I know. I'm sorry. Really, guys. Problem is... well, I can't exactly remember the last days. I was in Oregon, and then... Oh, well. I'm here now. Welcome back, Agent Mulder! Yes, I am aware you weren't here earlier, what with being abducted. Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Loremast...

I could help you out with a love-not spell, but I'd need your heart. Or you could ask my boss, but he's out fighting bombers right now. Equivalent exchange. How unoriginal...I know a stubborn alchemist who could do better - and he wouldn't even need a heart! ...anyways, you wouldn't happen to work ...

ERMAHGERD CHERNDLER'S HERE! :shock: Erm in lerve!!!!! <3 <3 <3 Oh! My! God!... Kill me now! https://dl.dropbox.com/u/13771683/CantLetYouDoThat.gif In all seriousness, I'm sure Master Weasley, the (apparently) latest being to ascend to godhood, could talk to Ermahgerd Girl for you or, lacking that, ...

Ridiculous

Mayor (wanna-be)

Arrrrrrrr, I'll make ye walk the plank, ye scurvy knave. Oh, please . That's just about as stupid as telling the world you're a pirate - on a message board frequented by the director of the NSA ! In case the stupidity of all this isn't registering in your piddling mind, the NSA is a government orga...

Greetings and salutations, everyone! I am the Loremaster, royal scribe to Her Highness Queen Hope of the land of...well, all you need to know is that it exists in a pocket dimension within another universe filled with aliens and plumbers. Thanks to a freak encounter with a nano-mechanically augmente...