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Miss Scarlett took great offence at the Reverend's drunken come-ons and threw her drink in his face.

I hated when the color palette was reduced for Windows versions, resulting in more visible banding.

...insist on a hefty fee for doing so.

If I could learn one specialized skill, I'd learn...

...which I use to break out into song when there are monsters to distract.

I have a trade paperback...

Matron

Fisticuffs

Lola Blau

Effervescent

...was ruined by Martha Stewart adding too many types of cheese, plus paprika and nutmeg!

My borscht...

But for now, Hilda and Harold could care less. They curled up on the couch arm in arm, admiring their good-as-new shoes, glad their adventure was over.

Looking down at their feet, they saw their shoes were in perfect condition. They looked at each other and smiled.

"Now look what you made me do!" raged Hilda. "All this mess just because you're too cheap to buy us new shoes! I wish none of this had ever happened!"

Col. Mustard decided he preferred ketchup and contemplated a name change.

...got overcooked from intense sunlight.

Jasmine Rice

...which contains the police report I'm being blackmailed with.

I have a bottle of lens cleaning solution...

Moody bull

Onomatopoeia