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I hate that the new Laura Bow looks like a little girl!

I cut the cheese, then use the knife to cut some actual cheese.

Curtis McGibbon

Prof. Plum swipes a packet of cigarettes from inside Col. Mustard's jacket while nobody's looking.

I'm in the kitchen retrieving cleaning equipment, just having learned there's no lavatory in the house, and must then locate the room I vomited in

The pork brisket was unfortunately served in an Orthodox house and thus couldn't be eaten.

Baked Ham.

The money is used to book passage on a steamship traveling East.

Porthole Key.

The books are faded and smell vaguely of salt water. There also appears to be the edge of a treasure map sticking out of one of them.

Laundry Basket.

Bronte's Puma

Gargle

"Atta girl, Brynn!" exclaimed Zanthia. "High time you stopped being such a helpless nincompoop!"

Brynn turned beet-red. "Don't call me a nincompoop!" and hurled the fireball towards Zanthia instead.

"Hold it!" said Brett, causing Louis to put down his pencil. "This is getting a little too weird. And besides, we can't use the Ordos Knight. Virgin owns the Dune rights, not us. We'd better make it Commander Kane instead. A Command & Conquer tie in will guarantee more sales, anyw...

Awwwww

Am I dead?

Lucy Barker