I'm more of a math person, so instead of one of my feeble concoctions I'll leave you with this limerick by Jon Saxton: (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 9^2 + 0 Translation: A dozen, a gross and a score, Plus three times the square root of four,' Divided by seven Plus five times eleven is n...