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Vurt der gurk? Everyone knows who I shmer! I'm der Swedish Chef! Børk børk børk.

The candlestick can be used as a club to chase down and club escaping food. Børk børk børk!

I morn-dee-burn-deed Indiana Jønes and the Last Crusade.

Tell me about a strategy game you shøøpin flerptied!

My Thanksgiving turkey was dry and unappetizing.

Greasy, crusty, Cajun-style chicken

B is for Born-again Christian. ($Deity save us)

I go to the Ball Room and dance the Cookery Cha-Cha-Cha!

Beregond, guard of the Citadel

The Swedish Chef coughs. "Well, I wouldn't have said anything, but isn't that a spaceship over there?"

Or you can put on my chef's uniform (I have a spare) and join me in the Børking! Børk børk børk!

Samuel Reshevsky

I go to the billiard room, because I hear people talk about pots, and I fear they have taken my pots. When I get there, I realize it's a different kind of potting.

C is for Categorical Denial of Reality

My Halloween candy melted in my mouth. No I have no more. Bøøørk.

Rich, creamy, buttery biscuit

I chase down Turbo Encabulator and take my pipe back! I need fresh water for the kitchen! Børk!

"No, it's just an illusion," the Swedish Chef points out. "It's not the real train. It's just a fantasy. Is there no escape from this reality?"