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I still didn't make it to Bulgaria! That makes me want to smash this table! I'll just pick up my sword and ... wait. Art this thing on? * Firiona Vie is one of Tawm's or BBP's alternate red herring accounts? * Single Malt Scotch is Jules! She mentioned alcohol and New Orleans * Boris is one of Tawmi...

Ivaylo the Disappointed tried playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance, which involves a lot of hacking and some slashing! But it is impossible to sneak in this game, so when you need to escape from some marauding horse archers -- and you're wearing farm clothes, and only armed with a knife -- it's impossi...

Saladin the Generous!

(Despite his great wealth as Sultan of Egypt, Baghdad and Damascus, Saladin gave away most of his money to the poor. When he died, his treasury held only ... drumroll ... 37 coins!)

T is for Tide! We Bulgarians turned away the mighty tide of the Golden Horde! Hurrah!

Ivaylo comes into the study just in time to hear Tardy Tardis's comments about the Mighty Moose. He comments, "A moose once bit off my sister's nose. But she got better."

Ivaylo the Merry will join you, but only for one drink! Ivaylo isn't an alcoholic! Wasn't this tradition fun?

Ivaylo the Horrified does not eat panners or cotters! A panner is a man who pans in the river for gold, and a cotter is a farm laborer or tenant who occupies a cottage in return for labor! Ivaylo the Non-Cannibal would never eat people!

Fresh head cabbage!

Dogbert! (Before Scott Adams went all weird and racist!)

Ivaylo the Disappointed thinks Dragon Age 2 was very disappointing! He does not think he has to explain why!

Tell us about a simulation game you played!

Ivaylo the Unshaven has no need for razors! Facial hair shows you to be a real man! Do you not agree?

O is for Orgy of Destruction and Mayhem! Huzzah!!!

Ivaylo the Fussy does not like Wiener Schnitzel, because it's made from veal! Ivaylo only eats Schweineschnitzel, because it's made from pork!

Pork Ribs!

H. Rider Haggard!

Ivaylo uses the lead pipe to knock the Golden Horde Khan on the head and steal his treasure!

L is for Lord! Ivaylo seeks to be a great lord!