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Doesn't a rhyming word count as a sequel to the word you're rhyming it with? There appears to be two sequels in your poem.

Robots

*walks onto stage* I have written a poem about life. Would you like to hear it? Of course not. Nobody ever does. Nonetheless, I shall not keep you waiting. A RETROSPECTIVE ON LIFE - A Poem by Marvin the Robot, in One Part [/u] (ahem) Life. That's it. Short and meaningless, wasn't it? I would suspect...

Fan-Fiction.

You'd best learn to tolerate buffoonery now. I can tell you from experience that it only gets worse from here.

It's times like these I'm glad I can shut off my olfactory sensors.

Your multicolored text gives me such a headache.

I've seen your place. It's rubbish.

How depressing - I can't even qualify for termination. I could have easily turned myself in if I had appeared in the literary sequels - but no - I have to be the movie Marvin voiced by Alan Rickman who will most likely never appear in any sequel thanks to the horrendous box office numbers. ...Fifty ...

The wolves will all go extinct, you know. I've seen it, thanks to the bothers of time travel. It's best to put them out of their misery now. Things will not get better for them.

Zany. Yes, apparently someone zany is pretending to be me. I retch at the irony.

All I ever do these days is obey commands. Nobody ever asks what I want to do. Of course, nobody would like it if I told them.

The sheer thought of it makes me wish I had a self-destruct sequence. Although perhaps if I go, I'll get lucky and be accidentally destroyed by the insipid amount of human error in that house.

Canadian

*sigh* Very well. I'll abide by your rules (as if I weren't depressed enough already.)