[2024] Answer a Question with a Question.

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I'm really not interested in a staring contest. Don't we have to find a moose?

[* Tardy Tardis]

"Shouldn’t we at least try a Care Bear Stare to see if it might summon the moose?"

[* Ivaylo]

No stares for me, thank you -- and I hail from the 13th century after the birth of Iesus Khristos! My country is sadly beset on all sides by the Mongol horde and the Byzantine Emperor! Will you help me get back, so I can help to set my countrymen free?

[* Grumpy bear]

I'll help you get back, get in the back of the Cloudmobile. Do you know the way?

[* Ivaylo]

Alas, no - I do not know the way! Do you?

[* Single Malt Scotch]

Unfortunately, none of us has a GPS, or a compass for that matter. Can we ask someone for directions?

[* Irda]

It seems most of us are ill prepared. Are people of this world always this confused during Hallowe'en?

[* Tardy Tardis]

"Isn’t getting lost part of the fun of Halloween adventures?"

[* Single Malt Scotch]

It is, unless you really have somewhere to be. Would everyone like to join me for a Halloween party?

[* Ivaylo]

Now that the deceitful Byzantine Emperor is dead, I will be glad to join your party! But what is a Hallowe'en, and how do you part it?

[* Grumpy bear]

It's already parted, that's what the apostrophe does. But it isn't even sharing so it doesn't go by strict CareBearTM rules. shouldn't it be Hal'Low'Een?

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I can't say I've ever seen it spelled that way. Anyone here call it All Hallows' Eve, All Saints' Eve, or even Allhalloween?

[* Tardy Tardis]

Isn’t it curious how one celebration can have so many names—do we each pick our favorite?

[* Single Malt Scotch]

I think I'll stick to Halloween. Did anyone dress up this year?

[* Firiona Vie]

Yes, I did. Doesn't everyone dress up for this occasion?