(parody of "I Got it from Agnes" by Tom Lehrer)
I love to bounce!
To bounce love I!
I'll bounce on all
(not pizza pie)
You'll take the fall
if you I bounce,
attack and you'll--
be trounced!
I bounce in the forest,
that's all that I do.
And if you think
that I'm a fink,
Then I am gonna show you!
I have many relations,
in many lands they bounce,
and everyone knows that we bounce--
but we don't flounce!
One bounces in Brussels,
One does in Liege,
we think he's quite unus'al
for his fav'rite colour is beige!
But none think it is silly,
they think it's wond'rous fair,
A wizard saw one once and it did bounce--
guarding its lair!
Folks say we're unusual,
some try to hunt us down.
But would bounce all over them
and they would run outta town!
One man armed with a jav'lin
was trav'llin', wore a hat.
He hunted, I simply bounced on him--
Now he is flat!
Ah, I bounce here in the forest,
or maybe over there--
with pines or with beeches or oaks or with peaches,
well, doesn't matter where.
I'll bounce all over the grass
or on your lass,
or on your pear,
but if you will be my friend, then I might--
mind you, I said might--
(antwerp looks around playfully, then finally grins, points to the hero and sings):
--say that you care!
(antwerp bounces away happily)
