*Snooki wrote:Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! It's a ****in' talking monkey!! I want one!!
NO! No no no. See, you do not understand. I am an evil villain who concocts dastardly plans that can only be concocted by ME! Mojo Jojo! YOU are a little girl with big dangly colorful things on your ears that has a grip *strains* that is entirely too tight! *gasps for air* I will have to think in my secret laboratory of a diabolical plan to eradicate this menacing little girl that is menacing me. But first… I must attend to the dishes that I have soiled with the food that I have eaten.