A story I will about to tell you for it is a great story.

[*Mojo Jojo]

I will tell you my favorite story - about the greatest conqueror who ever lived: Napoleon! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.

[*Glen]

No Cuties?

[*Snooki]

I'm here, Glen!

[*Glen]

Hey Cutie!

Nice Of You To Drop By!
Napoleon Is Almost As Hot As Me!

[*Mojo Jojo]

NO!

If by Cuties you mean … *pulls curtain* my diabolical Q-T: K9-2000 machine that will turn every single one of you into little squeamish puppies! There is nothing you all can do about it because I am pure evil! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

KA-BOOM!

All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!

[*MarvinTheRobot]

All I ever do these days is obey commands. Nobody ever asks what I want to do. Of course, nobody would like it if I told them.

[Qbix]

*Gives Marvin a big electronic hug*

I once visited a museum where they had the scale models that Napoleon used to prepare/plan his battles. It was pretty cool.

[*Gary]

All I ever do these days is obey commands.

Oh goodie! I'll be closthe behind you!

[*Mojo Jojo]

Yeah! Whooo! All right! I rock. I rock… so hard! For I, Mojo Jojo, have succeeded in my first, greatest, and most brilliant plan ever! And I, Mojo Jojo, shall be… King of the Planet of the Apes!

[*Gary]

Yeah! Whooo! All right! I rock. I rock… so hard!

Oh, goodie! Got a date for the sthpa formal yet, my little manhandler?

[*Mojo Jojo]

Nooooo! Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue with your ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed. For I am the king, supreme leader, and all-around dictator. Don’t you see? All you turkeys are my plan, so you plans are my plans because you are my plan and my plan was to make you! And I plan to rule the planet! Not to have my plans plan to stop me! I am your creator! I am your king! I am Mojo Jojo! Obey ME!

I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to rule! I have to seize control of an area, and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking!

Now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted – I, Mojo Jojo, have succeeded in my first, greatest, and most brilliant plan ever! And I, Mojo Jojo, shall be king!

By the way, can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today.

And maybe tomorrow.

[*Wimpy]

Oh Mr Jojo, here you go,

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Now, may I have that hamburger?

[*Sequel Police]

Regulations Indicate This Thread Is In Violation Of The Rules - This Thread Must Be Terminated.

[*Gary]

Nooooo! Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue with your ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed. For I am the king, supreme leader, and all-around dictator. Don’t you see? All you turkeys are my plan, so you plans are my plans because you are my plan and my plan was to make you! And I plan to rule the planet! Not to have my plans plan to stop me! I am your creator! I am your king! I am Mojo Jojo! Obey ME!

I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to rule! I have to seize control of an area, and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking!

Now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted – I, Mojo Jojo, have succeeded in my first, greatest, and most brilliant plan ever! And I, Mojo Jojo, shall be king!

By the way, can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today.

And maybe tomorrow.

Ah, you justht knew I would enjoy that, didn't you! Well, you're right! I did!

[*Mojo Jojo]

Oh Mr Jojo, here you go,

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Now, may I have that hamburger?

CUUUUUUUUUURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!

Curse you, Powerpuff Girls! I'll be back, but next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated! And when you are defeated, it is you who will have lost!