[Masquerade Locked] If I were (______) I would...?

[Tawmis]

This game works fairly simple.

One person must answer (truthfully, as themselves, not the character they're playing) - what the "If I were..." situation is.

So for example, if the first poster put, "If I were ... on stage I would...?"

The next person replies, answering as themselves, what they would do on stage? They could take it anyway they wanted... if it was a play, concert, or explain how they have stage fright.

So I shall begin the first one (and let others in costume get the ball rolling)...

"If I were on stage I would..."

[*Rakeesh]

If I were on stage I would probably be very nervous.

"If I were a game designer I would..."

[*Bunnicula]

If I were a game designer, I would design a game.

If I were a pirate, I would...

[*Luna Lovegood]

If I were a game designer I would create a Gabriel Knight 4.

If I were invisible, I would...

[*Stephenie_Meyer]

If I were invisible I would pull pranks on people and go to the cinema for free.
If I were a pirate I would be seasick all the time.

If you were a composer, what music would you write?

[*Luna Lovegood]

How strange! The Nargles must have taken away your post so I could not see it.

*hands everyone a handful of dirigible plums to keep them away*

If I was a composer, I would write classical music.

If you could be the character of any Sierra game, which would you be?

[*Rakeesh]

If I could be the character of any Sierra game, I would like to be Grace Nakimura.

As a side note, she may not even be the same sex as I am.

If I were a TV show, I would be...

[*Bunnicula]

If I were a TV show, I would have been relegated to the "Friday night death slot."

If I were a known cartoon character, I'd be...

[*Stephenie_Meyer]

Dodging puddy tats as Tweety. He's got perfectly shaped abs!

If you were in a bar and spotted Mr/Mrs Right, what pick-up line would you use?

[*Hergard]

Jeg har kjent deg hele livet mitt. Men jeg har nettopp møtt deg nå.

If you found three hundred dollars in a wallet that wasn't yours...

[*Stephenie_Meyer]

I'd take it to the owner, or the police if the owner was unwise enough to leave no clue whatsoever regarding his identity. My only flaw is that I'm clumsy.
...Oh no wait, that's Bella. Me I could also lose some weight.

If a colleague gives you a hideous birthday present, how would you react?

[*Luna Lovegood]

If a colleague gives me a hideous birthday present, I would try to hold back a fit of giggles, smile, say thank you and secretly hope Goodwill can take it off my hands for me.

If you could go back to school and study any subject, which would you study?

[*Stephenie_Meyer]

Math.

If you were a painter, whose portrait would you paint (besides family members)?

[*Hergard]

Jeg ville male solnedgangen og ta det for alltid. For vi aldri vil se at solnedgangen igjen.

If you were given a choice between leaping from a cliff 40 feet below - and assured you would survive - or leap from a plane with a parachute and take a chance it would work... which would you do?

[*Luna Lovegood]

I would probably take the plane dive because jumping off of a cliff (even though It's a shorter distance) doesn't secure what kind of landing you'll have. At least with a parachute, you could land a bit gentler and on your feet.

If you could have the ultimate Halloween costume at no cost, what would it be?