Sorry about the below - but since we're discussing Christmas, I just couldn't help myself...!
Hope you enjoy.
***WARNING - QfG games spoilers (as if you haven't played the games already!)***
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Collector gave to me...
Twelve Ads a-scheming,
'Leven Tobys dying,
Ten heroes questing,
Nine kattas bowing,
Eight Ugartes threat'ning,
Seven Gnome Anns sewing,
Six Laibons ruling,
Fiiiiiiiiiiive Laaaaaaands to Saaaaaaaave!!!!
Four goblins dying,
Three peasants grumbling:
Hans, Franz and Ivan -
And a dragon in such a foul mood!