[Masquerade Locked] Official 4th Annual Ball - Characters.

[Tawmis]

Enter the 4th Annual Masquerade Ball on SHP - come in, dressed in costume! And post here!

If you're not familiar with what we're talking about - take a look here for guidelines!

There is no guessing who is who until the Ball is over.

[*Calcifer]

Allow me to be the first: for the first time I have left my master in order to attend this ball.
My name is Calcifer, I'm a fire daemon whose job is to move the house of a wizard. I also keep his bathwater warm.
I wouldn't advice people to dance with me: I'm quite warm to the touch and above all: stuck to the fireplace, but I'll keep the ballroom nice and warm! And if there's any left-over food, hearts or souls, I'm glad to consume them!

[*Ermahgerd Girl]

ERMAHGERD IT'S A PERTY!! I brert the mershed perterters. Cercifer, werd yer hert therm erp? They're a lertle cerld.

[*Calcifer]

ERMAHGERD IT'S A PERTY!! I brert the mershed perterters. Cercifer, werd yer hert therm erp? They're a lertle cerld.

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Sure, but can I have something from you, like your eyes or your heart? I can't do it alone.

[*Ermahgerd Girl]

*erffers sercrificial mershmeller kertty*

How bout we rerst some mershmellers and make s'mers instead!

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[*Skippy]

My name is Skippy. I like blowing raspberries.

[*Ermahgerd Girl]

MERE GUERSTS HAVE ARERRVED! Gerd, because I brerght more ferd.

[*Ermahgerd Girl]

Rose and Skerppy, terll us abert yerserlves!

[*Calcifer]

Woo-hoo! More guests to burn for! Can I have some of your petals, Rose? It'll make the ballroom smell lovely!

[*General Beckman]

Good evening team, I... wait, who are you people?

Great. I bet Carmichael Industries hacked my connections and rerouted me here, wherever "here" is.

The NSA will have this fixed soon, so I guess I might as well make the best of a poor situation. I won't whine, like Bartowski and Grimes seem to do.

Okay, introductions. Here we go. I'm Brigadier General Diane Beckman, USAF, and the Director of the National Security Agency. That means don't cross me -- or steal my rare, mint edition hand-carved pink flamingo.

[*Monk]

I've joined this forum in order to search for enlightment.

The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

[*Monk]

I Am thE rosE thAt blOOms EtErnAl. I Am hOpE whEn thErE Is nOnE.

Thank you for the welcome The Rose

From the withered tree, a flower blooms

[*Ermahgerd Girl]

Werlcerm to the perty, Mernk!

[*Loremaster]

Greetings and salutations, everyone! I am the Loremaster, royal scribe to Her Highness Queen Hope of the land of...well, all you need to know is that it exists in a pocket dimension within another universe filled with aliens and plumbers. Thanks to a freak encounter with a nano-mechanically augmented young woman, I've been on a journey which has lead me through various dimensions, universes and realities. I'm presently staked out in Oakhurst, California - which, coincidentally, used to be the home of Sierra On-Line.

...While I shall spare you the details about my adventures, at least in this thread, I do believe that I should mention my scribing tool: The Book of Life. It's a magical book which contains the life stories of every person who has ever lived as well as those who are presently living. While the methods which are needed to learn about the deceased seem to vary - I say "vary" as I have very little knowledge of how the book actually works - I can typically read the life stories of the living by coming into contact with them. Of course, if the person, living or dead, is aware of my reading, even on some subconscious level, the resulting story will likely be inaccurate.

DISCLAIMER: The Book of Life has no use for government or military secrets. Don't ask me for any because I don't know any.

[*Guybrush]

I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate!