I've recently come across a website that details the most disgusting food I have ever seen. I'm not joking, either.
If you want to look, here's the website and it's eight pages long. There's a little "next" hyperlink on the lower left-hand side.
As a precaution, I'd heavily recommend looking at this before eating.
This is why you're fat!
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This is why you're fat!
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That's not food. EEEW.
I for one am reminded of a quote from Good Omens.
English Burger Lords managed to take any American fast food virtues (the speed with which your food was delivered, for example) and carefully remove them; your food arrived after half an hour, at room temperature, and it was only because of the strip of warm lettuce between them that you could distinguish the burger from the bun. The Burger Lord pathfinder salesmen had been shot 25 minutes after setting foot in France.
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I for one am reminded of a quote from Good Omens.
English Burger Lords managed to take any American fast food virtues (the speed with which your food was delivered, for example) and carefully remove them; your food arrived after half an hour, at room temperature, and it was only because of the strip of warm lettuce between them that you could distinguish the burger from the bun. The Burger Lord pathfinder salesmen had been shot 25 minutes after setting foot in France.
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Mmmm... cheese burger pizza wrapped in bacon...
I mean-EWWWWWW!!!!
I mean-EWWWWWW!!!!
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This was passed around at my workplace a few weeks ago and some of those dishes are NASTY!
Although those Oreo's look tasty...
Although those Oreo's look tasty...
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Yeah, some of them are just neat for their "wow" factor. I liked the giant Kit-Kat bar and the 60-pound Rice Krispey treat.Jules wrote:This was passed around at my workplace a few weeks ago and some of those dishes are NASTY!
Although those Oreo's look tasty...
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To quote Leisure Suit Larry, while he's sitting in the dumpster in LSL1:
"YUCK!!!"
That's not food you're eating, that's death staring you in the face, and not the nice Terry Pratchett-esque Death. Gods, I can't believe people actually choose to eat themselves to death. I know we all have to go sometime, and there certainly are much less pleasant ways to do so, but still... blech. Eww.
"YUCK!!!"
That's not food you're eating, that's death staring you in the face, and not the nice Terry Pratchett-esque Death. Gods, I can't believe people actually choose to eat themselves to death. I know we all have to go sometime, and there certainly are much less pleasant ways to do so, but still... blech. Eww.