[Masquerade Locked] Now you've gone an upset the cook...

[*The Butler]

Never upset the cook.

Now you've gone and upset the cook is an easy game...

Essentially you post a type of food, and then the next person replies about how that food was ruined (by something that is local to them, or somehow related to their real persona)...

So for example if someone posted:

Soup.

I would say: My soup was ruined by sand.

(Because I live in San Diego, and there's a beach close by).

And then I would offer the next food item.

So I will start this:

Ice cream.


These will give clues to the MASQ's location (although I recommend being obscure, but you must be truthful), as to not immediately give it away.

[*Malcolm the Jester]

Ice cream.

My ice cream melted in the blazing sun.

Tacos.

[*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte]

My tacos were ruined when I learned that the alley behind the taco place is where they used to hang people a hundred years ago.

Pumpkin Spice Latte.

[*Mrs White]

My pumpkin spice latte was diluted by acid rain.

26 Merlot.

[*GLaDOS]

My 26 Merlot was ruined by 2,4,6-trichloroanisole.

Scallops.

[*Squirrel of Midgard]

My scallops were ruined by incautious shopkeepers who didn't think to refrigerate the freshly-caught-from-the-sea scallops, and let them go bad.

Apples.

[*Malcolm the Jester]

My scallops were ruined by incautious shopkeepers who didn't think to refrigerate the freshly-caught-from-the-sea scallops, and let them go bad.

Apples.

My apples went bad because I left them too long in the refrigerator.

Roast chicken.

[*Mrs White]

My roast chicken was shot to bits in a drug shootout.


Monkey's Brains

[*GLaDOS]

My roast chicken was shot to bits in a drug shootout.


Monkey's Brains

My Monkey's Brains were ruined when a nightclub singer siting next to me passed out in them.

Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.

[*Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte]

My hot earl grey tea was ruined when a passing seagull dropped a doody in it.

Pad thai.

[*Malcolm the Jester]

My hot earl grey tea was ruined when a passing seagull dropped a doody in it.

Pad thai.

My Pad Thai never arrived, as the delivery driver got the address wrong and somebody else received it!

Tom Yum Soup.

[*Squirrel of Midgard]

My Tom Yum soup was never ruined, because I never ordered it in the first place.

Banana

[*The Butler]

Do remember, the food item is supposed to be ruined, by something that relates to you or your location; this is how fellow posters are supposed to gather clues as to who you might be.

My Banana was ruined by my two dogs eating it before I got it.

Tuna Sammich.

[*Malcolm the Jester]

Tuna Sammich.

My tuna sammich was ruined by the Kookaburra who snatched it out of my hand.

Shrimp Cocktail.

[*The Butler]

My Shrimp Cocktail was ruined by the splash of a killer whale!