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My killer whale was ruined when the police busted into its pharmacy in a big drug raid.

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My Cheese 'n Bacon Perogies were ruined by the cold spell we're having at the moment.

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My barbecue chicken was ruined by all ticks in the woods! They so nasty!

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My pumpkin pie was taken away by the clown and thrown in Donald Trump's face. :( No fair. I want pie, darn it! <stamps foot> :P

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*Squirrel of Midgard wrote:Vegetable salad
My vegetable salad was ruined when Rainbow Lorikeet droppings landed in it!

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My key lime pie was ruined by waiting in traffic.

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My snickers bar got all wet in the rain.

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My penne clumped due to high humidity.

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My poached eggs were stolen by surfers.

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My vegan burger dropped out of the roll and fell on the sidewalk. :(

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My ice cream was ruined by a stampede of bald eagles!!! :( :( :(

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My Jello melted from the scorching heat.

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Re: Now you've gone an upset the cook...

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*Pocahontas wrote:My ice cream was ruined by a stampede of bald eagles!!! :( :( :(
Bald eagles don't stampede, they flock. ;)
*The Butler wrote:Chicken Sammich.
My Chicken Sammich was snatched away by a cheeky monkey. Darn it!

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My toast and jam was ruined by fall foliage.

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My clam chowder was ruined by the skink who decided to swim in it.

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