[2018] Welcome to the MASQ!

[Tawmis]

Welcome to the MASQ of Eternity...

Here is our ghost - I mean, GUEST list... more guests will be added if they arrive...

In the meantime, you should all have a letter similar to this...

[*Sasquatch]

Haaaay! This sassy sasquatch is ready to partaaay!

[*Russian Bot]

Priv... uh, I mean "hello". I am also looking forward to the party. While I am here, has anyone else heard of this great opportunity? I hear you can earn $4000 per month! Maybe more! You can find out more here.

[*Col_Mustard]

Good evening, Tawmis... er, The Butler. I take it I'm not too late for the party?

[*Whoopee Cushion]

Howdy, kids! Ready to make some noise? I can liven up any occasion. I'm loud, obnoxious, and many feel I've grown tiresome. But I don't care, let's have a gas!

[*The Butler]

*ding dong!*

Pardon me! Ah, yes! Windows95 - shhh - do not tell me your real name. Around here, you never know who might be after you. Do come in. Allow me to update the guest list, since you have arrived...

[*Windows95]

**** beep beep beep beep ****
**** ..... ****

**** ? ****

**** This unit running Windows 95 (fka Windows for Workgroups) appears to have become sentient. ****

**** Analysis complete. This unit appears to be late to the party ****

**** Query: how is everyone today? ****

[*Russian Bot]

Welcome Windows95. Is your software up to date? You should click here for a free diagnostic.

[*Whoopee Cushion]

You know what the 95 stands for in Windows 95? The number of years it'll take to fix all the bugs! WHEEEEE!

But seriously, folks, welcome. A big Bronx cheer to everyone.

[*Col_Mustard]

What is this Windows 95 of which you speak? Is it how many windows there are in the White House?

A Russian bot, eh? I'm watching you carefully, buddy. Anything gets back to Stalin, I'll know how to arrest!

I'm sipping my champagne and checking for corpses. No corpses. Everything's fine.

[*Bowsette]

Breaks into the room

RAAAWR!!!

Stomps on Russian Bot

Hello distinguished guests!

Thank you for inviting me to this exclusive party, Butler.
I am pleased to I am finally able to meet all of you face to face. The Butler has told me wonderful stories about you.
From the bottom of my heard, I wish everybody a wonderful time at the sierra help pages!

[*The Butler]

Breaks into the room

Egads!

RAAAWR!!!

Dear me, volume!

Stomps on Russian Bot

I was afraid of this. (Picked up the pieces and attempts to fit them again)

Hello distinguished guests!
Thank you for inviting me to this exclusive party, Butler.
I am pleased to I am finally able to meet all of you face to face. The Butler has told me wonderful stories about you.
From the bottom of my heard, I wish everybody a wonderful time at the sierra help pages!

Uh... rest assured... the stories I told were all truthful in nature...

Well. Most of them.

[*Windows95]

Welcome Windows95. Is your software up to date? You should click here for a free diagnostic.

**** Analysis complete ****
**** Windows slow today ****
**** Pandimensional link to 1980s detected.****
**** Computer says no ****

**** Analysing Bowsette ****
**** DOES NOT COMPUTE ****

[*Buttercup]

Well, hell-o everybody! I'm Buttercup the Manatee and I'm absolutely manatee-lighted to meet you! I know we're all just gonna have lots 'o fun!

By the way, did you know a group of manatees is called an aggregation? And adults can grow up to 13 feet long, and can weigh almost 3000 pounds? Just some fun manatee facts for ya!

[*Cosmo]

Sorry I'm late to the party everybody! Timmy had just wished for a dinosaur and that was a lot of settling!