[2018 - Locked] If I had to (_____), I would (______)!

Post by *Col_Mustard » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:36 am

... not do it. (See above).

If I had to have the power to scrap the whole universe and start again, I would ...

Post by *Buttercup » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:35 am

...keep it mostly the same, but I'd add a rule that all conflict has to be settled with dance-offs.

If I had to ride any kind of animal to work every day, I would pick...

Post by *Sasquatch » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:52 am

...a dinosaur because they're just so darn cute!

If I could make anyone president, it would be...

Post by *Cosmo » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:08 pm

It would be Obama, because let's get back to business.

If I could spend a day with any TV character, it would be...

Post by *Russian Bot » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:00 pm

...Captain Jean-Luc Picard, because space and awesome and tea and...

If I had to organize my spice rack, I would...

Post by *The Butler » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:42 pm

... learn everything I could about spices, so I knew what I was doing.

If I had to listen to music I don't like, I would...

Post by *Col_Mustard » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:18 am

...turn off the damn radio. Or if that's not an option, I'd put in my earplugs and listen to music that I do like. (Mwa ha ha).

If I had the power and authority to punch someone in the conk (and get away with it), I would...

Post by *The Butler » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:55 pm

... look up what "conk" is, because it's slang for something.

If I had a dictionary, the word I'd look up is...

Post by *Col_Mustard » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:16 am

...not "conk" (which is 1950s British slang for "nose"), but "hoopy" or "frood".

If I (like Arthur Dent) could go anywhere in the universe I could, I would go to ...

Post by *The Butler » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:41 am

... Uranus. Because, then I could say, "I checked out Uranus."

If I had to write a 200 page essay, I would...

Post by *Col_Mustard » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:09 am

...put it off 'til the last minute, claiming that I was "researching" whereas I was just staring off into space, and then write 200 words about nothing in particular and still get an A+. Probably. (Well, the standards of education nowadays being so low...)

If I had to walk the dog, I would ...

Post by *Whoopee Cushion » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:32 am

..get her obedience trained first, as I don't walk her, she walks me!

If I could learn any special skill, it would be...

Post by *The Butler » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:34 pm

... the ability to manage my time better.

If I had to eat a jar of bugs to survive....

Post by *Cosmo » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:52 pm

Can it be a bar of jugs?

If I had to cook a dish for a royal, it would be...

Post by *Russian Bot » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:30 pm

...Watergate salad. Because it is the best thing ever.

If I had to go to college, I would...

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