[2018 - Locked] Now You've Gone And Upset the Cook!

[*Col_Mustard]

My steamed hams were charred by Principal Skinner and eaten by Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers.

Beef sausage

[*Russian Bot]

My beef sausage was ruined by not having any beer to go with it.

Waldorf salad

[*The Butler]

My Waldrof salad was ruined when I realized it wasn't a salad named after a Star Trek character.

Turkey Chilli.

[*Col_Mustard]

My Turkey Chilli was ruined when I realised that I wasn't in Turkey or Chile.

Apple

[*Sasquatch]

Steamed Hams had a proper burial with the rest of the dead carcasses by all the vegans around here!

Chocolate chip cookies!

[*The Butler]

Turns out those weren't chocolate chips...

But I did have a chocolate shake...

[*Col_Mustard]

...which was unfortunately was shaken too much by the machine and spilled on the floor.

It looks like Sasquatch ignored my post, so I'll post it again (!)

Apple

[*The Butler]

...which was unfortunately was shaken too much by the machine and spilled on the floor.

It looks like Sasquatch ignored my post, so I'll post it again (!)

Apple

Yeah, 'Quatch was replying to the last one on the first page and didn't realize it'd gone to the second page.

So the apple was ruined by the worm inside!

The Burger...

[*Bowsette]

was uncooked.


A loaf of bread

[*The Butler]

... had mold on it. But I used it to create medicine, so at least it had some use.

This bag of french fries...

[*Col_Mustard]

...turned out to be Freedom fries, so they had to be thrown away.

My apricot....

[*Whoopee Cushion]

...was consumed by pantry moths before it could sufficiently dry out.

Frozen Pizza

[*The Butler]

... by leaving it in the oven and it burned.

Left over pizza...

[*Col_Mustard]

My left over pizza was forgotten in the fridge and grown moldy. Yuck.

Banana

[*Whoopee Cushion]

My banana lay forgotten on the kitchen table behind a stack of papers, and became a nice breeding ground for fruit flies.

Crimble Crumble