[2018 - Locked] What I see - The Inventory Game!

[*Col_Mustard]

...with Babe Ruth's signature. (That means I'm a millionaire! But it's a fake signature. Boo!)

I have a mouse...

[*The Butler]

... that runs in a cage.

I have a paper with a note on it....

[*Col_Mustard]

...which I will use for a story, then throw the paper away.

I have an anti-stress ball...

[*Whoopee Cushion]

...which has been autographed by Bob Ruth, Babe's psychiatrist younger brother.

I have a potted palm...

[*Col_Mustard]

...which sucks in CO2 and releases oxygen.

I have a large bill...

[*Russian Bot]

...but the duck it belongs to is nowhere in sight.

I have a manila folder...

[*Whoopee Cushion]

...which contains the police report I'm being blackmailed with.

I have a bottle of lens cleaning solution...

[*The Butler]

... that I sometimes mix with my coffee, just to give it a little extra kick, and clean my insides!

I have a bamboo plant...

[*Sasquatch]

...whose name is Penelope Greeniepants!

I have a sleeping bag...

[*Col_Mustard]

...for me, and a small one for my scheming cat, Sir Plotty Puss.*

I have a microphone...

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* I don't actually have a cat, but wouldn't that be a great name for one?

[*Whoopee Cushion]

...which I use to break out into song when there are monsters to distract.

I have a trade paperback...

[*The Butler]

... that I love too much to trade.

I have a treasure chest....

[*Col_Mustard]

... but (alas) no key. On the other hand, I have a set of lockpicks - I traded Shawn O'Connor a key lime pie for them! (He plans to fling it in Terk the Jerk's face at the end of the year!)

I have a book about pirates...