[2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My chicken Tikka Masala was overcooked and burned.

Chocolate mousse

[*The Butler]

Chocolate Mousse was ruined, because one of the "s"'s fell off and it turned out to be a Chocolate Mouse! (None too pleased about being covered in chocolate, I might add!)

Chicken Sammich.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My chicken sammich was ruined because the chicken was charred, the tomato was limp, the lettuce was black, the mayonnaise was missing, and the bread was burned in the toaster. Ugghh.

Yoghurt

[* Interrobang]

My yoghurt was clearly not from the US.

Jelly beans

[*The Butler]

I planted them to see if they would grow into big stalks. Turns out... wrong kind of beans.

In and Out Gift Card.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My In-and-Out Gift Card was expired and useless.

Potato chips (the hot kind, not the kind that comes in a bag at the supermarket)

[*The Butler]

My potato chips were taken by some kids with a flashlight, for some story...

Veggie Sammich.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My veggie sandwich accidentally fell to the floor and was eaten by the cat.

Lemon sorbet candy

[* Interrobang]

My lemon sorbet candy had too much citric acid and was way too sour.

Bao.

[*The Butler]

My Bao is all over my neck, because I read it as "boa"....

Carne Asada Burrito.

[* Roland M. Tee]

My carne asada burrito fell out of the takeaway bag onto the sidewalk and was crushed by a pram.

Red Snapper.

[*The Butler]

The Red Snappy was getting a little too snappy so I put him on a nappy for being a little too slappy talking to my pappy.

2 liter of Coke.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My 2-liter Coke bottle made the rest of the shopping bag much too heavy. I took out of the bag, then accidentally dropped it on the ground, where it rolled into road and was run over by a steamroller.

1.25 liter of lemonade.

[*The Butler]

A 1.25 liter of lemonade wasn't as heavy as a 2 liter of Coke... however, I was so mad when the steamroller rolled over my coke covering me in sticky syrup - I threw my bags down and my lemonade rolled down the hill - missed the steamroller... but fell into the gutter.

A Ding Dong candy.

[* Interrobang]

My Ding Dong candy wasn't at all related to Hostess Ding Dongs.

Chocolate truffle