[2019] Continue the story....

[*The Butler]

"I'm just trying to figure out what you kids are up to," the older man said. "What's in the bag?"

Right then, Tony thought it'd be funny to lie and say...

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

"Chips, Mister".

[*The Butler]

The man seemed to ease up. "That's a pretty big bag of chips. Mind sharin' with an old man out for a walk?"

[* Interrobang]

"Well, um ... I'm not sure you'd like them... they're really spicy... they're chili-horseradish-wasabi-kimchi flavored."

[*The Butler]

The man seemed to beam brighter than his flashlight, "Well, boys! You don't know me then! I am a real southern gentleman! Love me some spice! Why this one time -"

Tony cleared his throat and said, ....

[* Interrobang]

"Okay, look, we are just trying to get rid of this toy dog."

The man looked puzzled. "In the dead of night? During a storm?"

I was wondering the same thing.

[* Roland M. Tee]

"Let me have a look at this toy," he said, coming closer. The sack was opened and he peered inside.

[*The Butler]

He looked around, surprised at what he saw.

"Where did you get a...."

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

"...lotus mantrap?!"

Whereupon the lotus plant grabbed him in its jaws. (Yum?)

[*The Butler]

"This is why I need to get rid of this," I said.

"Look, Brad," Tony replied, trying to pull the old man free, "I get it! Hey, Frank, mind lending a hand?"

Frank leaned over and helped tug, pulling Old Man Withers free.

But to their surprise, it turned out that Old Man Withers was wearing a mask and really was...

[* Interrobang]

Ken Williams!? The founder of Sierra!? "And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling... adults!" he said.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

At this point, Brad, Tony, and Frank looked at the camera and said "Scooby-Dooby-Doooooooooooooo......."

"And don't break the fourth wall!" Ken Williams yelled. "That's an expensive wall! Do you know how much it costs to build one?"

[*The Butler]

At that moment, Roberta William entered the scene and yelled, "Cut! This is now how I wrote this adventure game!"

She slumped back into the director's chair and sighed, "It's supposed to be more like..."

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

"...this..." she said as she saw Leisure Suit Larry and Passionate Patty float across the room. She lifted her loudhailer and yelled again, "CUT!!! What the hell are you people doing here?!? This is a closed set!"

[*The Butler]

Al Lowe entered the room and apologized, explaining he was using them for promotional pieces.