[2019] The Weapons of Clue.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

Revolver ... for making people dance.

[*The Butler]

I've made this thread easier. Keeping track of the details makes it annoying to try and do.

[* Interrobang]

I have one candlestick... six more and I can make a menorah.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

The rope is for selling to Keapon Laffin. You want to scope some rope, Miss Anthrope?

[* Interrobang]

The knife would make a good prop for a Crocodile Dundee costume. ("THIS is a knife.")

[*The Butler]

I am using the Wrench to screw the Lead Pipe into the Candlestick so I can tie it to the Rope that I cut with the knife, so I can knock the gun out of the tree.

[* Roland M. Tee]

I am using the knife to carve me and my sweetie's initials into a large tree out back.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

I'm using the lead pipe to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

What's that, Pinky?

Poit. In that case, I'm using the lead pipe to fix the chimney on my busted wood-fire heater.

[* Interrobang]

I have an idea. You can attach soap to a length of rope. Hang it around your neck and it won't fall in the shower. Has anyone else thought of this?

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

I'll use my candlestick to hold a candle and light my way to bed.

[*The Butler]

I will be in the study, using a rope, and wondering who Khelgar is going to bed with...?

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

I'm made my way to the bedroom, where I open the window, poke the revolver out, and spell (in bullet holes) the words "I WONDER WHAT THE BUTLER IS USING THE ROPE FOR" on the hillside.

[*The Butler]

Hey! You just watch what holes you're poking with your revolver!

I am now in the library studying psychology, with a lead pipe....!

[* Roland M. Tee]

I'm using the dagger to give myself an emergency haircut.

[*The Butler]

I am taking the Dagger away and explaining it belongs to Amon Ra!