[2019] Now You've Gone And Upset The Cook!

[* Roland M. Tee]

The lumpia was from a takeaway shut down by the health inspector, so I didn't risk it and threw them out.

Wedge Salad.

[*The Butler]

The Wedge Salad was wedged in my mouth against my will.

Ding Dongs.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

The delivery person rang the doorbell but I wasn't home, so he left my Ding Dongs on the doorstep, where they were devoured by rogue hippopotamuses.

Potato salad.

[* Roland M. Tee]

The potato salad was made with miracle whip instead of mayo, so I chucked it out!

Baked Beans.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

The baked beans caused an unremitting and unprecedented bout of indigestion. Owwww.

Fresh strawberries!

[* Interrobang]

The fresh strawberries were left on my counter for too long and got moldy.

Duck a l'orange

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

The dish had too much l'orange and not enough duck, so the bits of duck that survived were far too orangey and sweet.

Roast beef.

[* Interrobang]

I have the roast beef, but no onion roll for the sandwich.

Creamsicle

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

My creamsicle melted in the hot sun and ran all the way down my arm.

Pork brisket.

[* Roland M. Tee]

The pork brisket was unfortunately served in an Orthodox house and thus couldn't be eaten.

Baked Ham.

[* Khelgar Ironfist]

Alas, the door bell rang while I was baking my ham. It was a bunch of religious fanatics who insisted on trying to convert me! By the time I got rid of them, my ham was burnt.

Chicken soup