[2020] Two Lies, One Truth.

[*The Butler]

This thread is for telling two lies and a single truth (out of the three). The single truth must be about you (the real you, not the character).

The next person guesses, which is the truth; and then posts their own two lies and a truth. The person whose truth/lies have been guessed; must CONFIRM or DENY, whether the person has guessed correctly, before they can guess the next person's truth. If the person has guessed INCORRECTLY, you need only tell them they were wrong. The person need not keep guessing until they're right. Think of these as CLUES... if someone missed it, too bad! Carry on!

So for example, I post:

My dog is named Toulouse.
I live in San Diego.
My cat is named Odin.

The next poster might come along and guess that my dog is named Toulouse is my truth. Then they would post their own two lies, and a single truth.

Before I could then guess anyone else's; I must confirm or deny that their guess is correct.

So who shall step up and tell us two lies and one truth?

I will get the ball rolling...

I was actually, once a Butler in real life.
I own a Bubo (Original Clash of the Titans) replica.
I own a first printing of The Hobbit

[* Dragotha]

Lesse now. You own a first printing of The Hobbit?

[*The Butler]

Lesse now. You own a first printing of The Hobbit?

If only.

I own a Bubo replica.

Also, you forgot your two lies and one truth.

[* Dragotha]

Hrrrr, Dragotha forgets nothing!

Dragotha once slipped and fell and fractured a bone.
Dragotha once slipped and fell and fractured someone else's bone.
Dragotha once slipped and fell and punched someone who deserved it in the face.

[* Clippy]

Did you once slip and fall and fracture a bone?

I never had a MacOS system.
I never had a Linux system.
I never had an MS-DOS system.

[* Dragotha]

Hrrrr. Small * Clippy is correct!

Did you never have a MacOS system?

I have never had a cat.
I have never had a dog.
I have never had a goldfish.

[* Sokka]

You have never had a dog! Admit it!!

I once had a dog I nicknamed Mimi.
I once had a dog I nicknamed Momo.
I once had a dog I nicknamed Mumu.

[* Influenza]

You had a dog named Mumu.

My socks and shoes always match.
My social life is at an end
A pack of metholated cigarettes keeps my air nice and thick.

[* Clippy]

Did you never have a MacOS system?

Incorrect

I guess that your socks and shoes always match.

I drive an American car.
I drive a German car.
I drive a Japanese car.

[* Dragotha]

You have never had a dog! Admit it!!

Puny Sokka is incorrect!

I drive an American car.
I drive a German car.
I drive a Japanese car.

Dragotha guesses you drive a Japanese car. Dragotha prefers to fly.

I like J. K. Rowling.
I like Raymond Chandler.
I like James Hadley Chase.

[* Influenza]

No, nothing beats mismatched socks to wear out the ones that lose their buddy sock in the laundry machine.

Do you like Raymond Chandler, Dragotha?

I'm a keen singer
I'm a keen artist
I'm a keen runner

[* Clippy]

Dragotha guesses you drive a Japanese car. Dragotha prefers to fly.

Correct

I guess you are a keen singer.

I am running Windows 7 right now.
I am running Windows 8 right now.
I am running Windows 10 right now.

[* Sokka]

Windows 10!

I drink a lot of herbal tea.
I drink a lot of coffee.
I drink a lot of coke.

[* Dragotha]

Do you like Raymond Chandler, Dragotha?

Hrrrrr. Influenza is correct!

Sokka, I'd guess you drink a lot of coffee.

I am a gigantic undead dragon.
I am a gigantic living dragon.
I am not a dragon! I am a human being!

[* Influenza]

I guess you're a wonderful human being, Dragotha. Come here, I'll give you a hug!

No Clippy, I'm not a keen singer. I'm a virus, I have no mouth.

I listen to rock
I listen to hiphop
I listen to fusion