[2020] Continue the story...

[* Clippy]

Mr. Buttercup asked Mr. Pantsdown, "So what can we do with this? "
"I know!" said Mr. Pantsdown, "Medallion of Un-Truth..."

[* Sokka]

"...where can I find a belt to keep my pants up??"

[* Clippy]

"Beneath a rock high up in a tree at the highest point of the deepest chasm that is both north and south of... Poughkeepsie," answered the Medallion.

[* Dragotha]

"But we know this is a Medallion that lies!" said Mr Pantsdown. "Oh dear! Oh woe! I shall forever be pantsless!"

[* Clippy]

"Maybe we should stick with yes or no questions," said Mr. Buttercup. "Medallion, is there a belt for Mr. Pantsdown near here?"
"No," replied the medallion.