Quest for Glarry 1 - So you Want to be a Swinger? Due to a mix up at Sierra's marketing department, the "Leisure Suit Larry" and "Quest for Glory" games get mixed up, and the QfG Hero gets dropped into Lost Wages.
Help our Hero either find love or get back on the bus to Glorianna!
In the meantime:
Leisure Suit Glory 1. Leisure Suit Larry is dropped into Spielburg, where he goes looking for babes.
But Hilde the Centaur tells him to stop horsing around; Amelia the Healer tells him to bottle it; and the nameless Dryad tells him that his pick-up lines are wooden. In desparation he prays to Erana, but of course she's dead and tells him so.
After many dangers, Larry finally gets to see Elsa von Spielburg (or should I say, Elsa von Brigand). How does he get there? Don't ask me, because I don't know. But when he asks her for a date, she says she's out of dried fruit.
Larry's so depressed by the whole thing, he hits the bottle -- and drinks the whole thing -- and belches so loud and long that the shockwaves knock Elsa backwards, uncorks a spare Dispel Potion, knocks the contents over her, and changes her back into Elsa von Princess. How glorious, Larry! How wise! (How lucky!)
Larry makes it back to the Baron's castle because his leisure suit is so bright and reflective, it dazzles the forest monsters and lets him escape. Yay, it's Larry the Hero! And no-one asks what happened to Barnard, 'cos he was a jerk anyway.