Introducing ... the PANTS game!

[Rath Darkblade]

Err, I'm not sure what you're referring to. Can you please elaborate?

Shallah (QfG3): "Greetings, effendi. May I interest you in my PANTS of wood?"

[notbobsmith]

Err, I'm not sure what you're referring to. Can you please elaborate?

The word was originally "gangsters".


Pants of wood. Those would be very uncomfortable.

[Rath Darkblade]

Unless you are a dryad, perhaps. Just as well she makes carvings.

[notbobsmith]

"This forbidding cave is the home of Hagatha, the wicked old hag. There are human PANTS on stakes at the entrance. This is not a reassuring sign." -KQ2

[Rath Darkblade]

Pants on stakes. I take the, um, point.

Elder Second-Hand Goods Salesman (QfG3): "Hello, young man. You look like the kind of man who could use some of our mostly-new PANTS."

(Wouldn't it be great if he did sell pants (even 'mostly-new' ones)? Poor hero)

[notbobsmith]

Having entered the warm valley sometime back, Graham has removed his uncomfortably heavy PANTS. -KQ5

[Rath Darkblade]

What's the original quote? I presume it's his cloak?

Igor (QfG4): "Bad PANTS! Very bad PANTS!"

[notbobsmith]

What's the original quote? I presume it's his cloak?

Yes, the word was "cloak".

[notbobsmith]

You place the skeleton key in the lock of the crypt door. Click. It locked! You kick the key through a crack under the door. Now no one will ever accidentally release the evils of Pandora's PANTS into the world! --KQ4

[Rath Darkblade]

Are we sure it was Pandora's PANTS and not Baldrick's Trousers?

From Quest for Glory 3:

[notbobsmith]

Manannan has the brass telescope pointed out a window. It is well polished. He uses the telescope to keep tabs on the PANTS of Llewdor. --KQ3

[Rath Darkblade]

I think I struck lucky with this screenshot ... from Quest for Glory 2:

[notbobsmith]

"Then your father has my gratitude, and that of the entire kingdom, but I'm afraid I still fail to see the purpose of your PANTS." -Vizier Alhazred, KQ6

[Rath Darkblade]

Liontaur Council Leader (QfG3): "The Council of Judgement now summons the Prince of Shapeir."

And, just for fun ...

*The hero starts a funky dance and muttering "Yo yo yo, what's up dawgs?!" which confuses the Liontaurs, until one of them says "We're all cats, not dogs. You want Kalb, the meat merchant"*

[notbobsmith]

You are far away from life, and love, and hope. You are surrounded by PANTS, and it is PANTS you shall become. --Colin Farwalker, KQ7