Introducing ... the PANTS game!

[notbobsmith]

"PANTS! My job would be so much easier without 'em." Hotel Manager, SQ6

Tourists

I kind of like the sentence I used in my last one.

Each night my PANTS are haunted by the image of the woman he said would one day be my wife.

Each night my dreams are haunted by the image of the PANTS he said would one day be my wife.

Each night my dreams are haunted by the image of the woman he said would one day be my PANTS.

So much versatility.

[Rath Darkblade]

This is not bad either ... (Of course, in British slang, "pants" == rubbish, or something/someone worthless).

I sorrow to learn that Erana is truly PANTS.

She was a Paladin in all but PANTS, and the world has lost a great goodness.
OR
She was PANTS in all but name, and the world has lost a great goodness.
OR
She was a Paladin in all but name, and the PANTS have lost a great goodness.
OR
She was a Paladin in all but name, and the world have lost great PANTS.

Oh deary, deary me. What have I started?

[notbobsmith]

"Please, just come. And don't forget your PANTS." --Gerde, GK2

talisman

[Rath Darkblade]

"I'm sorry, but Gabriel is Rosencrantz -- I mean, he's PANTS."

... a lout and ...out

[notbobsmith]

It's a tube of . . . yup, Suppuration H. Great. Reduces *swelling*. I wonder if it would work on Mosely's PANTS? --Gabriel Knight, GK3

head

[Rath Darkblade]

Fear

[notbobsmith]

"If you are found wanting in any of these virtues, the Grail will be denied to you and your PANTS will turn to ashes and dust." --Conquests of Camelot

kingdom

[Rath Darkblade]

honor

[notbobsmith]

"And I will not leave here without my PANTS." --Fulk, Conquests of the Longbow

verses

[Rath Darkblade]

Good advice! *nods*

"Leshy, Leshy, look and see; in a bush or up a tree."

[notbobsmith]

"Since you last saw Dallben, the Horned King has dispatched legions of warriors to find the Black Cauldron. If he succeeds in finding it, he'll destroy our PANTS!" --King Eiddileg, The Black Cauldron

civilization

[Rath Darkblade]

Life

*the hero's pants fall down with an amusing boi-i-i-ing sound*

[notbobsmith]

PANTS aren't real popular with a lot of people, but they are supposed to be good for you! --Gold Rush!

Peas

[Rath Darkblade]

Anna. Oh, poor old Nikolai ...

[notbobsmith]

"Why couldn't I come up with something like PANTS?" Gordon Beamish, The Adventures of Willy Beamish

Tootsweet