Game: "Let's NOT write a Sierra related kickstarter!"

[Tawmis]

Presenting “Sierra After Dark” (Titles speak for themselves) -


Laura Blows (The Colonel’s Request)

Literally laughed for a good two minutes!

[Rath Darkblade]

Quest for Story - Alas, there's a deadline looming, and Lori and Corey have Writer's Block! Can you help them finish the plot?

[notbobsmith]

Mission Hemorrhoid: You and your crew are shrunken down to treat a patient's hemorrhoids.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Playtex Babes of Estros: Same game, but with blatant product placement aimed at women.

King Graham’s Hoard Game Challenge: How much junk can you help Graham cram into Castle Daventry?

Parler Games with Laura Bow: Miss Bow becomes a conservative pundit and launches a profile on a controversial social media platform.

Hoyle’s Unofficial Book of Games: Enjoy these royalty-free knockoffs of better known games, such as Scribble, Elderly Spinster, Battleboats and Fauxnopoly.

[Rath Darkblade]

Fauxnopoly

Leisure Suit Parry - Same game, but from the women's point-of-view. Can you find a good way to deflect Larry's bad pick-up lines?

Thing's Quest - The developers had no idea who the hero should be.

Quest for Gory - What would happen if John Romero was let loose to play around with Corey and Lori's baby.

Police Fest - It's open day at Lytton Police HQ! A carnival atmosphere reigns, with games like Simon Says Catch Me If You Can, Hide-and-Seek-Out-The-Felon, and Pin the Medal on the Captain.

[Tawmis]

Brinecraft. - A world made of cheese you get to shape!
Sand Theft Otto! - Otto, from QFG1 is in QFG2, stealing... sand? Discover the mysterious reason! Because the creators aren't sure! So if you pledge to the kickstarter, you can give us ideas!
Pornite - Yes. A night of p0rn. Sure to sell.
World of Doorcraft - the mmo about making doors! Gather different types of wood!
Jackman - Run from four sweets chasing you around a maze as you eat pills to get jacked!
God of Bore - You are a mortal assigned to entertain the gods!

[Rath Darkblade]

But I don't understand how "Brinecraft" or "World of Doorcraft" are related to Sierra; they sound more like Blizzard to me. Same with "Pornite" (Fortnite?), Jackman (Pacman?), or God of Bore (God of War?)

I don't think Sierra developed or financed any of those!

[Tawmis]

But I don't understand how "Brinecraft" or "World of Doorcraft" are related to Sierra; they sound more like Blizzard to me. Same with "Pornite" (Fortnite?), Jackman (Pacman?), or God of Bore (God of War?)

I don't think Sierra developed or financed any of those!

No, I was bored and went outside of "Sierra's Zone"

[Rath Darkblade]

Oh, OK. Let me try ...

Doorcraft 3: Rain of Chaos - Oh no! You, being the manager of a construction company, have received a supply of doors for a new house you're building. But the sky had opened, and the varnish on the doors had drained away because it wasn't colour-fast. Now you have a bunch of doors that look like rubbish! Can you get your team to re-varnish them properly this time?

Doorcraft 3: The Frozen Throne. Your adventures in construction continue -- and this time, you must defrost the builders' Porta-Potty so they can use it!

Gob of War. Mwa ha ha! You, an ancient being from beyond time and space, can now swallow the world! But humanity is waging war on you! But you can swallow them! But they'll stab your tongue! What a dilemma!

Borknite. Yep, it's a night full of the Swedish chef as he goes around breaking things. Tonight, he's using a frozen ham to smash up the kitchen. Bork bork pork! Your job is to stop him. Good luck.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Guardians of Destiny’s Child: Essentially “Bodyguard: The Video Game” but with Beyoncé.

The Legend of Miltonia: Kyrandia spin-off where you finally get to visit the land of raining frogs.

Malcolm’s Montezuma’s Revenge: Malcolm gets even with the mystics by serving them intensely spicy curries and fireberry chilli.

[notbobsmith]

Betrayal at Kroger: You had a coupon but they wouldn't accept it at the checkout line! It's time for revenge!

[Tawmis]

Bean Quest: You are the angry farmer who gave away his magic beans! Now you must do quests to get enough "honor" to get King Graham's attention - and payment for those beans!
Kolyma Quest: The bounty for Valanice has finally been paid to free of her of the tower - but she's not there? The people of Kolyma go on a quest to find out who abducted her! (Hint: It was King Graham in KQ2!)
Treasure Quest: The Pirates of King's Quest III have learned that Alexander is a Prince - and now demand their gold back!
Edgar's Quest: You are Edgar - the game explains how you got trolled by Rosella so hard that you turned into a troll in KQ7!
Mordack's Quest: You have discovered your brother has been turned into a cat! Now you must find out who did it! (Hint: He does and it leads to KQV!)
Wizard's Quest: You have learned that someone has been illegally using a teleportation spell between the Green Islands! Find out who! And arrest them! (Hint: It's Alexander from KQVI!)
Edgar's Quest 2: You find out you're still not good enough for Rosella, even after King's Quest VII.

[Rath Darkblade]

Um, I don't understand this "Miltonia" thing or the land of raining frogs. What's that all about?

And who is Malcolm, and why is he angry at the mystics (whoever they are?)

Edgar's Quest 2.

The Elderly Papyrus: Colosseum. Huzzah! You have become an ancient Roman gladiator, and must defeat the other gladiators with your trusty-dusty ... scroll? RUN AWAY!

The Elderly Papyrus II: Beggarfall. Huzzah! You have come to Daggerfall and must role-play as a .... beggar. Well. Whoopee. (RUN AWAY!)

The Elderly Papyrus III: Tomorrow, Wind. Huzzah! Brave adventurer, your secret superpower is Colossal Fart. Good luck. (RUN AWAY!)

The Elderly Papyrus IV: Bog-livion. Huzzah! Because you defeated the villain of "Tomorrow, Wind" with the Ultimate Fart, you start this game in the Toilet of the Gods. Now, you must escape and ... ahhhh, forget it. (RUN AWAY!)

The Elderly Papyrus V: Buy Rim (Spectacles). Huzzah! Brave adventurer, because you were extremely short-sighted but far too proud to buy spectacles, you have now been condemned to death but set upon by a dragon. (RUN AWAY!)

You somehow escape the dragon, but are handicapped by your extreme short-sightedness, which means you can't see what's attacking you. (RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!)

[Tawmis]

And who is Malcolm, and why is he angry at the mystics (whoever they are?)

Legend of Kyrandia villain.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Um, I don't understand this "Miltonia" thing or the land of raining frogs. What's that all about?

And who is Malcolm, and why is he angry at the mystics (whoever they are?)

If you play the three Kyrandia games, you’ll get the references. Like Tawm, I’m running out of Sierra ideas so am looking elsewhere.