Introducing ... the PANTS game!

[Rath Darkblade]

SCIENCE!

[notbobsmith]

Then one day young Freddy Pharkas
Stared at PANTS as black and dark as Night, the
PANTS of an outlaw, well-known throughout the West.

Eyes

Oh, the tough kid's name was Kenny,
And he outdrew Freddy Pharkas when he
Shot Freddy's PANTS off, to prove who was the best.

Ear

Freddy Pharkas, Intro Song

[Rath Darkblade]

(Good advice!)

[notbobsmith]

"You further learn that the terrorist group is demanding ten million dollars ransom to purchase PANTS." -Codename: Iceman

arms

[Rath Darkblade]

That's a lot of pants.

"PANTS! How did PANTS get here!" (Dmitri Ivanov, QfG4)

You

[notbobsmith]

To prove his power, Lomax ordered his goon, Qwon, to lob a grenade and destroy Lucky's PANTS. --Heart of China

sampan

[Rath Darkblade]

"PANTS." (The Green Saurus, QfG2)

Gronk.

[notbobsmith]

Without their PANTS, the brigands would soon flee. --Baron von Spielburg, QFG1

leader

[Rath Darkblade]

"You have the honour of speaking to Barnard von PANTS." --Barnard von Spielburg, QfG1

[notbobsmith]

"Go and defeat the Earth Elemental before returning my PANTS." -- Rakeesh, QFG2

sword

[Rath Darkblade]

That was unexpected. But ... Rakeesh doesn't wear any pants anyway ...

"Welcome again to PANTS." -- Boris Stovich, QfG4

Mordavia

[notbobsmith]

"As a Paladin becomes more in tune with the Essential Rightness of the PANTS, he gains certain new abilities, such as healing." --Rakeesh, QFG3

Universe

[Rath Darkblade]

"PANTS! How did PANTS get here?! Why are PANTS here?!" -Burgomeister Dmitri Ivanov, QfG4

You

[notbobsmith]

The chaotic forces in these caves twist and change your PANTS in strange, unpredictable ways.

magic

[Rath Darkblade]

What game is that? *curious*

Marrak (QfG5): "May you find all you seek, even as you found my Sarra's PANTS."

basket