Game: "Let's NOT write a Sierra related kickstarter!"

[Rath Darkblade]

Love the title and idea.

The Nagger of Amon Ra: Laura Bow finally gets her hands on the dagger, only to find that it's an intelligent weapon and possessed by the ghost of Amon Ra. It nags her always to do the right thing, eat her vegetables, put on a sweater, etc. If she decides to do the opposite, just to spite the dagger, it tells her to go to her room. "Please?"

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Super Smashed Bros. - Mario and Luigi go on a massive bender in this drunk simulator.

Ring’s Quest - Sierra acquires the rights to The Lord of the Rings!

[Rath Darkblade]

Super Smashed Potato Bros. - After recovering from their hangovers, Mario and Luigi decide to open a new restaurant that serves only smashed potatoes.

Thing's Quest - Sierra acquires the rights to Thing from "The Addams Family."

[notbobsmith]

The Colonel's SeaQuest: Remember SeaQuest from the '90s? Anyone? Roy Scheider? Sam Raimi's brother was in it for a while too? Well, we have a crossover game where Colonel Dijon visits the SeaQuest and Laura Bow has to solve a mystery.

I'm getting fired, aren't I?

[Tawmis]

The Colonel's SeaQuest: Remember SeaQuest from the '90s? Anyone? Roy Scheider? Sam Raimi's brother was in it for a while too? Well, we have a crossover game where Colonel Dijon visits the SeaQuest and Laura Bow has to solve a mystery.

I'm getting fired, aren't I?

The Colonel's Out West: Popular (?) demand is screaming for Colonel Dijon's background story (Are they really, though?) - and how he came to have so much money! Well, it all tracks back to gold! Gold in them mountains! When Colonel's Dijon's distant uncle twice removed, remarried to the niece that was three times removed, but then adopted by the brother's sister of the brother of the uncle - listen, it's complicated - but it turns out that the distant uncle is none other than Jerrod Wilson, who upon finding gold to hide his identity from greedy family members, eventually changed it to his favorite condiment - Dijon mustard!

[Rath Darkblade]

There's GOLD in them thar hills in Californee! And no rackin’ nackin’ frappin’ fur-bearin' varmint of a critter RABBIT is gonna cheat me outtofit! Jes’ tell me which way to turn at Albuquerque, and I’m off fer GOLD!!!!!

*ducks to avoid the WB lawsuits*

Leisure Suit Lassie in the Land of the Lounge Lizards ... what's a Scottish lass doing in Lost Wages? Has she come to beat them all at their own game? Or just whack 'em in the goolies wi' her golf club?

Your job, brave grasshopper -- should you choose to accept it -- is to unravel the mystery, and avoid a nasty ol' goolie-whackin'!

*leaves a jar of ointment for all the unsuccessful would-be Casanovas*

[Tawmis]

Leisure Suit Lassie In The Land of the Lounge Lizards II: You are the dog Lassie here in search for love - you've heard there's a male black dog that lives here in Lost Wages - now, to meet the doggie of your dreams!

[Rath Darkblade]

Wait, wait, wait ... the dog Lassie is wearing a leisure suit??? I don't think I want to picture that.

Leisure Suit Leslie in the Land of the Lost Lizards - Larry's grandfather's uncle's cousin's daughter's son-twice-removed ( ) decides to emulate Larry and goes to Lost Wages, looking for love.

Unfortunately he doesn't know where Lost Wages is. So he drives around aimlessly until he comes to -- DUN DUN DUNNNNN! -- Jurassic Park.

Can he still find true love? Or is he doomed to be eaten by a Tyrannosaurus?

[Tawmis]

Leisure Suit Larry - Patti's Looking For Love In Julio Iglesias. - Patti goes to Spain to look for the Master of Love, Julio Iglesias - so she can find out more about all the girls he's loved before!

[Rath Darkblade]

*groan*

Leisure Suit Leslie II: Jurassic Pork. Unbelievable! Leisure Suit Leslie has beaten all the dinosaurs! And now he gathers them all up to have the biggest BBQ ever. Apparently, they taste like chicken pork. (Everything tastes like chicken pork when you're hungry).

*ROAR!!!*

What was that? Uh-oh -- that was the dinosaurs' mom. RUN!

[Tawmis]

Fleece Quest: A sheepish attempt of trying to make wool cool. Some guy name Larry Laffer is looking to replace his Leisure Suit...

[Rath Darkblade]

Is Larry open to sell some of it to the sheeple?

[Tawmis]

Taste Quest I: The Carrion Encounter. In this game, forms of meat appear on the screen and you must identify them as quickly as you can! Sure to be a hit with all the Chefs in the world. Right?

[notbobsmith]

Leisure Suit Laura in the Land of the Lounge Lizards: Laura Bow goes undercover in Lost Wages. She is so disgusted by what she sees, she quits journalism and finds a more tasteful game series to go to. Like Phantasmagoria.

[Rath Darkblade]

Leisure Suit Barry, Carrie, Harry, Parry and Garry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards -- Anyone but Larry. We're begging you. Please!