Game: "Let's NOT write a Sierra related kickstarter!"

[notbobsmith]

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Terrible Lizards: Larry comes across a time machine from Space Quest 4 and ends up in the Jurassic Period and encounters Dinosaurs (Terrible Lizards in Greek).

[Tawmis]

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Terrible Lizards: Larry comes across a time machine from Space Quest 4 and ends up in the Jurassic Period and encounters Dinosaurs (Terrible Lizards in Greek).

Leisure Suit Larry: Passionate Patti in the Party at the Prehistoric Park. Patti is sent back in time to save Larry.

[Rath Darkblade]

Leisure Suit Larry: Show Up or Ship Out! After Larry misses their date - again - Patti starts to get concerned. It's not like Larry to miss a date! She goes to his house, but Larry isn't there and the house has been ransacked. What's happened? Help Patti put on her thinking cap and find Larry (and have sexy - or, at least, risque - adventures along the way!)

[Tawmis]

Leisure Suit Larry: Date on Palm Street. Larry's' looking for the ultimate date! But as in dates from palm trees!

[Rath Darkblade]

But when he finds one, Larry rejects the date because it's wrinkled?

[notbobsmith]

Police Quest: Lytton P.D. Blue - Like the original Police Quest, but now you get to see Sonny's butt when he's taking a shower. (NYPD Blue jokes might be a little dated)

[Tawmis]

Police Quest: Lytton P.D. Blue - Like the original Police Quest, but now you get to see Sonny's butt when he's taking a shower. (NYPD Blue jokes might be a little dated)

(We're talking about games made in the 80s here... I don't think dated is an issue)

[Rath Darkblade]

I remember the controversy about that NYPD Blue episode. It sounded a bit manufactured, even then.

Police Quest: In Pursuit of the Death Devil - exactly like PQ1, but now we've thrown in the whole Satanism angle from PQ3. Think it'd sell? Me neither.

[Tawmis]

Police Quest: In Pursuit of the Death Devil - exactly like PQ1, but now we've thrown in the whole Satanism angle from PQ3. Think it'd sell? Me neither.

Police Force: In Pursuit of the Daredevil. - Sonny Bonds is forced to team up with someone from another state - a motorcycle cop named Jake Ryan (BLUE FORCE) to stop a mad man, bank robber who manages to get away by doing fantastic tricks with his motorcycle!

[notbobsmith]

King's Quest: Heir Styles: Alexander tries to break into the fashion industry.

[Rath Darkblade]

King's Quest: Heir to Air. Prince Alexander has a new show this fall. It's called "So I Married a Princess", and centres around various dunderheads who surround Alexander and Cassima and try to make both of them jealous, in the hope that either of them will fall out of love with the other and say "I want a divorce!!"

Only on Fox!

[notbobsmith]

King's Quest: Heir Styles: Alexander tries to break into the fashion industry.

This might work better as King's Quest: Heir Dresser.

King's Quest: Heir's Breadth: An exercise game. Alexander has put on a little weight. Time to work off those pounds!

[Rath Darkblade]

King's Quest: Bear Today, Gone Tomorrow. Prince Barnard von Spielburg visits Daventry and comes across Prince Alex. He appeals to Alex's chauvinism, gains him as an ally, and plots revenge on Elsa for humiliating him in QfG5: Dragon Fire!

[Tawmis]

Freddy Pharkus: Frontier Farm Assist. We're rebooting the franchise! (What? Only one game? Whatever! Reboots are in! Hollywood is doing it!) This time, Freddy - he's a farm assist. He helps out around the farm. Milks cows and stuff.

[Rath Darkblade]

Um, sorry to be pedantic - but aren't there two 'a's in 'Pharkas'?

Freddy Pharkas: Futuristic Frontier Phony. That's right, folks - Freddy's hanging up his duds, travelling forward in time to the 90s, and becoming Leisure Suit Larry's apprentice!

Will it sell? Who knows?