You deliver the punishment (game)

[Rath Darkblade]

... dog obedience class!

Lolotte, for being the Big Bad in KQ4, I hereby sentence you to...

[notbobsmith]

...shot with Cupid's arrow.

...spending time with Cedric the Owl.

Keith (PQ2), for smoking in the car, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... roll the windows down.

Sonny Bonds, for being so squeaky-clean-boring ( ), I hereby sentence you to ...

[Tawmis]

Sonny Bonds, for being so squeaky-clean-boring ( ), I hereby sentence you to ...

... to help Roger Wilco clean. (He needs a lesson in what "Squeaky Clean" means!)

Roger Wilco, for stealing the cartridge in Space Quest 1 labelled "Astral Body" I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

...replay it over and over until the Sariens shoot you dead. (What, too harsh?)

Leisure Suit Larry, for being so out-of-date that you think calling women you don't know "baby" will get you anywhere, I hereby sentence you to...

[Tawmis]

Leisure Suit Larry, for being so out-of-date that you think calling women you don't know "baby" will get you anywhere, I hereby sentence you to...

Playing "Mixed Up Mother Goose" from Sierra, with toddlers, for the rest of your life!

Roger Wilco for not using a stamp in Space Quest ][ when you sent your mail order form, I hereby sentence you...

[Rath Darkblade]

... to pay for a stamp!

Amelia Appleberry (the healer from QfG1), for giving the hero a, er ... "enthusiastic smooch" when he gets your ring back, I hereby sentence you to ...

[notbobsmith]

...a sexual harassment online training course.

The creators of Freddy Pharkas, for killing Cedric, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... either resurrect him or do it again, depending on the results of our latest Galloping Away Poll.

Freddy Pharkas, for putting a fresh "horse apple" in Mom's Kitchen, I hereby sentence you to...

(How come no-one but Mom complains? I would, if I was trying to eat and suddenly that thing appeared in the same vicinity as me)

[Tawmis]

... to give that kind of "apple" to Eve, in Lost Wages to see what happens.

Roger, for messing around with the time stream, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... be stuck in a time loop, and have to undergo the events of SQ4 again and again and again ...

Sludge Vohaul, for coming back more times than a vampire in a bad B-grade movie, I hereby sentence you to ...

[Tawmis]

Sludge Vohaul, for coming back more times than a vampire in a bad B-grade movie, I hereby sentence you to ...

... to play Leisure Suit Larry 1.

Wait.

Maybe not!

Roger Wilco, for cheating on your test in Space Quest 5, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... be knocked out, your consciousness be uploaded into a floppy diskette, and then further uploaded into that proctor robot that makes sure students at Starfleet Academy don't cheat.

What, too harsh?

The other cadets at Starfleet, for continually making rude remarks towards Roger in SQ5, I hereby sentence you to...

[notbobsmith]

...being a Red Shirt on Star Trek.

Roger Wilco, for stealing a shuttle in SQ6, I hereby sentence you to...

[Rath Darkblade]

... be flushed out into outer space.

Roger Wilco, for saving the world multiple times (but not telling anyone about it), I hereby sentence you to...