[2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
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[2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
Now you've gone and upset the cook is an easy game...
Essentially you post a type of food, and then the next person replies about how that food was ruined (by something that is local to them, or somehow related to their real persona)...
So for example if someone posted:
Soup.
I would say: My soup was ruined by sand.
(Because I live in San Diego, and there's a beach close by).
And then I would offer the next food item.
So I will start this:
Ice cream.
These will give clues to the MASQ's location (although I recommend being obscure, but you must be truthful), as to not immediately give it away.
Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances?
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My ice cream melted on the way home from the store.
Orange
Orange
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My orange was covered in mold since I can't get them fresh here.
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My tomato fell off the counter and got squashed.
Apple.
Apple.
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My apple was spoiled when it got bruised falling of the tree.
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My candy corn wasn't candied enough.
Candy apple
Candy apple
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My candy apple was spoiled by not being red,
Chocolate chip cookies
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
The clerk at the store put my chocolate chip cookies underneath all the other shopping, which crushed the cookies to bits.
A bottle of Coca-Cola
A bottle of Coca-Cola
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My bottle of Coca-Cola went flat in the hot summer.
Cherry pie
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My cherry pie fell on the floor and was trodden on.
Beef steak
Beef steak
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My beef steak was overdone. I prefer medium.
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My banana split had no ice-cream, so it didn't hold together and fell on the floor.
Cucumber sandwich
Cucumber sandwich
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My cucumber sandwich had no dill!
Chocolate truffle
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
The cook couldn't find any hunting pigs to find truffles, so she improvised with button mushrooms instead. =(
Pepperoni and mushroom pizza
Pepperoni and mushroom pizza
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My pizza was Chicago-style deep dish and I'm not from Chicago.
Sushi
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