[2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My sushi was dry.
Pita bread
Pita bread
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
I could not find the meat to fill my pita bread to make a gyro.
Hazelnuts
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
The mice got at my hazelnuts. Crunch crunch, yum yum, and it's all gone. =(
Crisp, red apple
Crisp, red apple
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My crisp red apple is now out of season.
Lemons
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My cousin got hold of my lemony lemons and used them all up to make lemonade. Now I have no lemons.
Orange
Orange
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My orange was dry and mealy, not at all like a Sumo.
Baguette
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My baguette was dry, even as toast. The only thing I could do with it was make it into crumbs and feed it to the birds.
Toast
Toast
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
I couldn't make toast because of a power failure.
Belgian waffles
Belgian waffles
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
I ran out of baking powder, so I couldn't make Belgian waffles.
Strawberries
Strawberries
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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My strawberries sat out too long and got all moldy.
Avocado
Avocado
Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.
My avocado gratin was ruined because the cat had been in the oven. It was full of hairs.
Roast chestnut
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My egg cream was ruined by being full of egg yolks and cream.
Baked Alaska
Baked Alaska
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My Baked Alaska was neither baked nor in Alaska
Peach Melba
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My peach Melba was misspelled. I wanted a peace Melba.
Melba toast
Melba toast
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