[2021] Weapon Of Choice?

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

Can a lead pipe be used to listen at doors, like a glass?

[*Gamera]

Somehow I don't think so, but who knows.

The candlestick can be used as a "hilt" for a light saber.

[*The Butler]

A wrench can be used to fix the damn dripping water from the shower head....

[*Gamera]

The lead pipe can be used to make a zip gun.

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

The knife can be used to cut the ham at Christmas lunch.

[*Gamera]

The revolver can be dismantled and the barrel used as a pipe.

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

The pipe can then be used to fix the revolver! =D

[*Gamera]

The rope could be uses to make a really big yo-yo.

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

The candlestick can be used to bop bad people over the head.

[*Gamera]

With the knife you could become a circus knife thrower.

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

If you attach a grapnel to the rope, you can use it to climb to high places.

[*Gamera]

The revolver could be used to start a race.

[*Moriarty]

The rope can be used to walk the cat.

Or drag it behind you on the floor.

[*Gamera]

You could use the lead in the lead pipe to make a lead-acid battery.

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

You can use the rope to tie up Keapon Laffin and steal all his merchandise! =}