[2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My sushi was dry.

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I could not find the meat to fill my pita bread to make a gyro.

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The mice got at my hazelnuts. Crunch crunch, yum yum, and it's all gone. =(

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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My crisp red apple is now out of season.

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My cousin got hold of my lemony lemons and used them all up to make lemonade. Now I have no lemons.

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My orange was dry and mealy, not at all like a Sumo.

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My baguette was dry, even as toast. The only thing I could do with it was make it into crumbs and feed it to the birds.

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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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I couldn't make toast because of a power failure.

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I ran out of baking powder, so I couldn't make Belgian waffles.

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My strawberries sat out too long and got all moldy.

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My avocado gratin was ruined because the cat had been in the oven. It was full of hairs.

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Re: [2021] Now You've Upset The Cook.

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My roast chestnut was ruined by being the wrong holiday.

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My egg cream was ruined by being full of egg yolks and cream.

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My Baked Alaska was neither baked nor in Alaska

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My peach Melba was misspelled. I wanted a peace Melba.

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