[2021] The Silly Poetry Slam Game!

[*Gamera]

Sierra once published a game
I doubt you remember the name
It had Larry, Graham and Sonny
They hoped it would make money
But everyone thought it was lame

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

You don't mean the "Hoyle" games, do you, *Gamera? Where Larry, Graham, Sonny etc. play card games with you? =)

There was a young maiden of Chester;
in gamblin', 'twas no one to best 'er.
She cheated them all,
but a young consta-ball
said "She WHAT? Sure thing, Sarge - I'll arrest 'er!"

[*Gamera]

Solved all the puzzles
But did not get good ending
DON'T BUY SECOND ROSE!

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

This haiku is stable
but the ending is absurd
Refrigerator.

=D

[*Gamera]

What I am to do?
I can't think of a haiku
Hey, a paradox

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

Electioneering:
Superficiality
Unprecedented.

=)

[*Gamera]

I went on a Quest seeking Glory
You really should listen to my story
I faced goblins and ghouls
And learned this one rule:
Keep potions in your inventory

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

There once was a wizard named Gandalf -
his name was quite clearly not Randolph;
In Moria's mine
kicked the Balrog's behind
and it turned into Mexican standoff!

[*Gamera]

I went on a Quest for a King
He asked me to find three things
Found them all; a matched set
But there's on thing I still don't get:
The Rumpelstiltskin backwards thing

[*Reading is FUNdamental]

Love your use of Rumpelstiltskin. =)

Back to Haiku:

Even the zombies
must beware video cameras
owned by George Romero