Let's see how it turned out ... whoops! Looks like we missed a noun and an adjective somewhere, so I made some up.
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Quest for Glory: So You Want to be a Druggie?
The hero arrived in Spielburg and began looking around the
INDIGO streets. Upon being told that there were legal
NAILS in the forest, he became very excited and
SANG outside towards where the
MAYONNAISE was supposed to be.
"OH MY STARS AND GARTERS!"swore Sheriff Schultz, the sheriff of the town.(Duh!) Since it was nearly late evening, he ordered the gates to be
CANTERED.
Meanwhile, our hero arrived at the sitting spore sporea plants, caught the seed, lit a fire, and started smoking the seed until it was
TEAL. Our hero took a puff, then another, and then another
770 MILLION puffs ... and became very, very relaxed and very, very
PLAUSIBLE, and he saw the
VERMILION SWEATERS.
A passing
ATROVIRENS saurus passed by, and the hero
JUMPED and said, "Hello, Mister Saurus!' Then the saurus
DANCED with him.
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Hmm. Not as weird as I thought it might be.
Who wants to make something up next?