I played a Mountain Dwarf (Paul would be so proud! He loved playing Dwarves in D&D, and even in EverQuest when we played!) named Thorvall Ironstone who was a fighter. Pretty much stat dumped into Strength, Constitution and Dexterity in that order, not leaving him much room for Intelligence, Wisdom or Charisma. Kind of wanted to play up a gruff, no nonsense kind of fighter who had the strength but not really the street smarts.
Sounds like he didn't have 'book smarts' either.
But just wondering: if you dumped stats into Str, Con and Dex, I presume your dwarf was wearing light armour of some kind, yes? Dex wouldn't be much use to someone in heavy armour.
the t-shirt. "Didn't ask how big the room was, I said cast fireball!"
Affaris: FIREBALL!
The image you found looks like the dwarf has a Light Sabre. (?)
Thorvall killed a cave bear… anyone get the reference when he cut the cave bear’s head and scalped it…?
Hmm -- IIRC, Hercules did the same thing but with a lion. (The Nemean Lion, if I recall. The first of
The Labours of Hercules). I assume that's not what you mean, but hey. This trope is Older Than Dirt.
(Plus, the wiki-article has some really cool pictures).
"Hi, my name is Loobamup..."
Yeah, way to throw us all for a loop, DM Aaron.
Everything we were encountering seemed to be sprouting two heads… (if you’re familiar with D&D Demon Lords, you can probably guess why)
I'm not, exactly, but since I just mentioned Hercules, this obviously reminds me of the Hydra (his second Labour).
One of my character’s permanent madness (one of many that would come his way!)...
Er -- if your dwarf is permanently insane, how can he recover (so he can get madness again)? Sorry, I don't get it.
The troll that guarded the bridge was dressed with a tie…
A very formal troll, then.
Tell me you at least know who Billy Idol is, right?
Of course I remember Billy Idol. And I also remember the fun Weird Al had with him. "Here she comes now, wants her alimony..."
...but the cleric was able to do Spare the Dying then heal me up. So I drew this – "What a crappy day..."
Poor Thorvall. I just have to wonder -- how the heck do 1st-level characters start out in the friggin' Underdark, of all places? And why? And how are they supposed to
survive?
Our changling/doppleganger sorcerer took on Giant Ape form along with a Belt of Dwarven Kind…
Because all dwarves have beards… even in ape form apparently.
Again with the Fireballs?
Love the drawing of the barbarian on the elk. "Plus Won". Orcus looks like he's got his legs on back-to-front (but hey, this is a family-friendly drawing).
...and this is when I began always drawing the gnome wizard’s staff as a candy cane….
Er, it doesn't HAVE to be a candy cane!
It could be a, um ... the gnome wizard could be holding a shepherd's crook, painted red and white! Yup - the gnome wizard is now a shepherd, but you just didn't have room to paint the sheep.
Yes, I know I'm reaching.
...I am guessing a Cyclops had grappled me on top of it all…
I AM NOT A BUNNY RABBIT!!!!!
The party eventually came to this … bath house, I guess you can call it, among the fungus (Mycondoid) people…
The mycondoid person is a really ... *pause* ... fungi. *puts on sunglasses* YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!
so when Thorvall tried to catch up – Orcus was still out of range – so the demon personality took over – launched four Eldritch blasts – and got a few criticals (Orcus was already looking bad) – and so I action surged and launched four more… killing Orcus.
YEAH!
Go Thorvall! Kick some demon-lord butt.
Pip, however, used one of his Wish spells to restore the Eldith that Thorvall remembered (which technically wasn’t the “correct” Eldeth, since the one Thorvall was remembering was one created from his madness, where they’d had this long relationship). So Thorvall was able to “sail into the sunset” and return to the Dwarven Kingdom with the woman he loved.
D'aww, how romantic.
Nice happy ending for our dwarf.
*switches to demon-lord voice, with echoing boom* OR IS IT?!? MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA *cough, cough* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, etc.
Thanks, Tawm! That was fun.