Sierra Madlibs!

[Rath Darkblade]

Why? e is a real number.

I think it's NBS's turn to create a madlib!

[Tawmis]

Why? e is a real number.

It is, but in terms of dialogue - for that part it didn't fit well. An actual number (any, really) would have worked much better.

[notbobsmith]

I think it's NBS's turn to create a madlib!

I went just before Tawmis, so I think it's your turn.

[Rath Darkblade]

Oops. Let me see ...

Quest for [NOUN]: So you [VERB] to be a [NOUN]?

Our hero walked through the gates of the little town of [CITY NAME]. The streets split off in two directions. To his left was a [TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP]; to his right was [ANOTHER TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP].

Straight in front of him was the sheriff, who smoked his pipe and greeted him with "[EXCLAMATION!] Welcome to [SAME CITY NAME]. We've had some trouble of late, what with the snows and the [MONSTER] and [ANOTHER MONSTER] coming down from the mountains. Between those, we definitely need a hero around here. What's your name?"

"[NAME]," our hero replied.

"[EXCLAMATION], [NAME]!" The sheriff said. "We're sure you will solve our problems in [AMOUNT OF TIME]".

THE END

NOUN -
VERB -
NOUN -
CITY NAME -
TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
ANOTHER TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
EXCLAMATION -
SAME CITY NAME AS ABOVE -
MONSTER -
ANOTHER MONSTER -
NAME -
EXCLAMATION -
AMOUNT OF TIME -

Enjoy!

[Tawmis]

NOUN - DOG
VERB -
NOUN - CAT
CITY NAME -
TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
ANOTHER TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
EXCLAMATION -
SAME CITY NAME AS ABOVE -
MONSTER -
ANOTHER MONSTER -
NAME -
EXCLAMATION -
AMOUNT OF TIME -

[notbobsmith]

NOUN - DOG
VERB - SULLY
NOUN - CAT
CITY NAME - POUGHKEEPSIE
TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
ANOTHER TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
EXCLAMATION -
SAME CITY NAME AS ABOVE -
MONSTER -
ANOTHER MONSTER -
NAME -
EXCLAMATION -
AMOUNT OF TIME -

[Tawmis]

NOUN - DOG
VERB - SULLY
NOUN - CAT
CITY NAME - POUGHKEEPSIE
TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
ANOTHER TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
EXCLAMATION -
SAME CITY NAME AS ABOVE -
MONSTER -
ANOTHER MONSTER -
NAME -
EXCLAMATION - Well, slap my right cheek and call me a farmer!
AMOUNT OF TIME - 127 Days

[notbobsmith]

NOUN - DOG
VERB - SULLY
NOUN - CAT
CITY NAME - POUGHKEEPSIE
TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP - COOPER
ANOTHER TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
EXCLAMATION - PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY!
SAME CITY NAME AS ABOVE - POUGHKEEPSIE
MONSTER -
ANOTHER MONSTER -
NAME -
EXCLAMATION - Well, slap my right cheek and call me a farmer!
AMOUNT OF TIME - 127 Days

[Tawmis]

NOUN - DOG
VERB - SULLY
NOUN - CAT
CITY NAME - POUGHKEEPSIE
TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP - COOPER
ANOTHER TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP -
EXCLAMATION - PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY!
SAME CITY NAME AS ABOVE - POUGHKEEPSIE
MONSTER - UNICORN
ANOTHER MONSTER - THREE EYED SLIME FROM MARS
NAME -
EXCLAMATION - Well, slap my right cheek and call me a farmer!
AMOUNT OF TIME - 127 Days

[notbobsmith]

NOUN - DOG
VERB - SULLY
NOUN - CAT
CITY NAME - POUGHKEEPSIE
TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP - COOPER
ANOTHER TYPE OF OLDE-TYME SHOP - BARBER
EXCLAMATION - PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY!
SAME CITY NAME AS ABOVE - POUGHKEEPSIE
MONSTER - UNICORN
ANOTHER MONSTER - THREE EYED SLIME FROM MARS
NAME - TRIS SPEAKER
EXCLAMATION - Well, slap my right cheek and call me a farmer!
AMOUNT OF TIME - 127 Days

And that's all of them.

[Rath Darkblade]

Quest for Dog: So you Sully to be a Cat?

Our hero walked through the gates of the little town of Poughkeepsie. The streets split off in two directions. To his left was a cooper's shop; to his right was a barbershop.

Straight in front of him was the sheriff, who smoked his pipe and greeted him with "Please excuse my dear aunt Sally! Welcome to Poughkeepsie. We've had some trouble of late, what with the snows and the unicorns and three-eyed slimes from Mars coming down from the mountains. Between those, we definitely need a hero around here. What's your name?"

"Tris Speaker," our hero replied.

"Well, slap my right cheek and call me a farmer, Tris Speaker!" The sheriff said. "We're sure you will solve our problems in 127 days."

THE END

Well, that's just random. Who's next?

[notbobsmith]

I think I am up:

QUEST FOR GLORY: DESTINY BOY RIDES AGAIN!

The peasant boy returned home from his adventure with the demons and the magic portal. As he entered town, he notice some sort of commotion. [NAME], the town [OCCUPATION] approached the peasant boy. “You must help us! You are the Destined One, right?” he asked [ADVERB]. “A [MONSTER] has [VERB] our [NOUN]!”
“Well,” the peasant boy replied [ADVERB]. “I guess I can help.”
The peasant boy followed the trail of the monster to a nearby [ADJECTIVE] cave. He could hear the monster [VERB] inside. [ADVERB], he approached the monster. But the monster heard him approach and [VERB] the peasant boy. But the monster tripped on a rock, and fell in a chasm to its death.
“Well, that was [ADJECTIVE],” the peasant boy said.
As he left, he notice some [ADJECTIVE] markings on the cave wall. It said: “Nice job, Destiny Boy. I knew you had it in you. –The Sword of Truth.”
“[EXCLAMATION]!” he said. “Not again. And how does a sword even write something?”
The peasant boy walked [ADVERB] back to town.

[notbobsmith]

NAME
OCCUPATION
ADVERB
MONSTER
VERB
NOUN
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
VERB
ADVERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
EXCLAMATION
ADVERB

[Rath Darkblade]

NAME - WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR
OCCUPATION - SHERIFF
ADVERB
MONSTER
VERB
NOUN
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
VERB
ADVERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
EXCLAMATION
ADVERB

(A little bonus for anyone who can guess what's special about the surname)

[Tawmis]

Well, that's just random. Who's next?

Didn't come out so bad.