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[Tawmis]

NAME - WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR
OCCUPATION - SHERIFF
ADVERB
MONSTER - WAMPA
VERB
NOUN
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
VERB
ADVERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
EXCLAMATION - BY THE DEEPEST SNOWS OF FROSTMANE!
ADVERB

[Rath Darkblade]

NAME - WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR
OCCUPATION - SHERIFF
ADVERB - GRANDILOQUENTLY
MONSTER - WAMPA
VERB - JUMPED!
NOUN
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
VERB
ADVERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
EXCLAMATION - BY THE DEEPEST SNOWS OF FROSTMANE!
ADVERB

[Tawmis]

NAME - WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR
OCCUPATION - SHERIFF
ADVERB - GRANDILOQUENTLY
MONSTER - WAMPA
VERB - JUMPED!
NOUN - ROCK
ADVERB - LOUDLY
ADJECTIVE
VERB
ADVERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
EXCLAMATION - BY THE DEEPEST SNOWS OF FROSTMANE!
ADVERB

[Rath Darkblade]

NAME - WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR
OCCUPATION - SHERIFF
ADVERB - GRANDILOQUENTLY
MONSTER - WAMPA
VERB - JUMPED!
NOUN - ROCK
ADVERB - LOUDLY
ADJECTIVE - TRAGIC
VERB - ROCK
ADVERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
EXCLAMATION - BY THE DEEPEST SNOWS OF FROSTMANE!
ADVERB

(So ... no takers about why Wolfgang's surname is silly?)

[Tawmis]

(So ... no takers about why Wolfgang's surname is silly?)

I assumed Wolfgang Puck or whatever his name is.


NAME - WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR
OCCUPATION - SHERIFF
ADVERB - GRANDILOQUENTLY
MONSTER - WAMPA
VERB - JUMPED!
NOUN - ROCK
ADVERB - LOUDLY
ADJECTIVE - TRAGIC
VERB - ROCK
ADVERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE - BLUE
ADJECTIVE - PURPLE
EXCLAMATION - BY THE DEEPEST SNOWS OF FROSTMANE!
ADVERB

[notbobsmith]

(So ... no takers about why Wolfgang's surname is silly?)

I assumed Wolfgang Puck or whatever his name is.

SCHWARTEZTUCHES - Should be "Schwartze" which is German for "black". I had to look up "Tuches" which is Yiddish for "butt" which was somewhat adopted into American English.

[Rath Darkblade]

NAME - WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR
OCCUPATION - SHERIFF
ADVERB - GRANDILOQUENTLY
MONSTER - WAMPA
VERB - JUMPED!
NOUN - ROCK
ADVERB - LOUDLY
ADJECTIVE - TRAGIC
VERB - ROCK
ADVERB - MAGNIFICENTLY!
VERB - WALTZED
ADJECTIVE - BLUE
ADJECTIVE - PURPLE
EXCLAMATION - BY THE DEEPEST SNOWS OF FROSTMANE!
ADVERB

(So ... no takers about why Wolfgang's surname is silly?)

I assumed Wolfgang Puck or whatever his name is.

I have no idea who that is, sorry.

SCHWARTEZTUCHES - Should be "Schwartze" which is German for "black". I had to look up "Tuches" which is Yiddish for "butt" which was somewhat adopted into American English.

Interesting. I knew that "Schwartze" is German for "black", but isn't "schwartzes" or "schwartez" also "black"? Or is that the plural?

Yes, "tuches" is Yiddish for "butt". Quite a lot of Yiddish words were - more or less seamlessly - adopted into American English. Some of the most famous include "bagel", "schmuck", "putz" (both of which are used by Al Lowe to describe Larry!), and many more.

[Tawmis]

NAME - WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR

(So ... no takers about why Wolfgang's surname is silly?)

I assumed Wolfgang Puck or whatever his name is.

I have no idea who that is, sorry.

WHAT?
You don't know who Wolfgang Puck is?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Puck

[notbobsmith]

SCHWARTEZTUCHES - Should be "Schwartze" which is German for "black". I had to look up "Tuches" which is Yiddish for "butt" which was somewhat adopted into American English.

Interesting. I knew that "Schwartze" is German for "black", but isn't "schwartzes" or "schwartez" also "black"? Or is that the plural?

Yes, "tuches" is Yiddish for "butt". Quite a lot of Yiddish words were - more or less seamlessly - adopted into American English. Some of the most famous include "bagel", "schmuck", "putz" (both of which are used by Al Lowe to describe Larry!), and many more.

"schwartz" is the German adjective for "black". German adjectives take different endings depending on the gender of the noun (masculine, feminine or neuter) or if it is plural and the case (nominative, accusative, dative or genitive). So it would be "schwartze" for feminine or plural / nominative or accusative and "schwartzes" for neuter / nominative or accusative.

One thing I had forgotten: "Schwartze" is also a derogatory term for a black person.

[Tawmis]

NAME - WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR
OCCUPATION - SHERIFF
ADVERB - GRANDILOQUENTLY
MONSTER - WAMPA
VERB - JUMPED!
NOUN - ROCK
ADVERB - LOUDLY
ADJECTIVE - TRAGIC
VERB - ROCK
ADVERB - MAGNIFICENTLY!
VERB - WALTZED
ADJECTIVE - BLUE
ADJECTIVE - PURPLE
EXCLAMATION - BY THE DEEPEST SNOWS OF FROSTMANE!
ADVERB - SOFTLY

And that should be it!

[notbobsmith]

This story is intended to be a sequel to the Destiny Boy story from another game.

QUEST FOR GLORY: DESTINY BOY RIDES AGAIN!

The peasant boy returned home from his adventure with the demons and the magic portal. As he entered town, he notice some sort of commotion. WOLFGANG SCHWARTEZTUCHES III, JR, the town SHERIFF approached the peasant boy. “You must help us! You are the Destined One, right?” he asked GRANDILOQUENTLY. “A WAMPA has JUMPED our ROCK!”

“Well,” the peasant boy replied LOUDLY. “I guess I can help.”

The peasant boy followed the trail of the monster to a nearby TRAGIC cave. He could hear the monster ROCK inside. MAGNIFICENTLY, he approached the monster. But the monster heard him approach and WALTZED the peasant boy. But the monster tripped on a rock, and fell in a chasm to its death.

“Well, that was BLUE,” the peasant boy said.
As he left, he notice some PURPLE markings on the cave wall. It said: “Nice job, Destiny Boy. I knew you had it in you. –The Sword of Truth.”

“BY THE DEEPEST SNOWS OF FROSTMANE!” he said. “Not again. And how does a sword even write something?”

The peasant boy walked SOFTLY back to town.

[Tawmis]

This story is intended to be a sequel to the Destiny Boy story from another game.
QUEST FOR GLORY: DESTINY BOY RIDES AGAIN!

I love that you tied it to another forum game. That's epic. Even if some of the words didn't work out.

Coming up for another one now...

[Tawmis]

LAURA BOW 3: MURDER AT THE [CITY] MUSEUM!

As Laura Bow entered the museum, she saw a number of [NOUN] to her right. She was surprised that they were [COLOR] in color.

As more and more people gathered inside, she went an ordered a drink called [NAME OF DRINK].

She made her way over to [NAME OF PERSON] and talked to them. She asked, "So how have the [NOUN] been?"

They replied, "Oh, they've been good. They've kept themselves busy [VERB]."

"Oh, that's good," Laura smiled. "Do you think we will see [NAME OF PERSON]?" she asked [ADVERB].

"They said they'd show up," they replied.

And just then, the fire works went off, and Laura said, "I knew this would be a KILLER time! Happy New Year!"

[Tawmis]

CITY NAME -
NOUN -
COLOR -
NAME OF DRINK -
NAME OF PERSON -
NOUN -
VERB -
NAME OF PERSON -
ADVERB -

[notbobsmith]

CITY NAME - WALLA WALLA
NOUN - CARROT
COLOR -
NAME OF DRINK -
NAME OF PERSON -
NOUN -
VERB -
NAME OF PERSON -
ADVERB -