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[Tawmis]

Sonny was waiting for his partner, Steve, to show up at Carol’s so they could enjoy some GODDAMN coffee. While waiting he read the newspaper. Apparently, President DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN had POUNDED a DING DONG while visiting BRAZIL. The Prime Minister said that they would COUNT America in response.

Steve finally arrived and asked Sonny about his shift today. “It’s been TRAGIC,” Sonny replied. “Remember JOHNNY APPLESAUCE the GIGOLO? I caught him JUMPING a DOUGHNUT. He was screaming ‘THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!’ at the top of his lungs. I brought him in. The DA said he could face 667 years in prison.”

I literally could not stop laughing for a good two minutes for the above...

[Rath Darkblade]

Sonny was waiting for his partner, Steve, to show up at Carol’s so they could enjoy some GODDAMN coffee. While waiting he read the newspaper. Apparently, President DOWNTOWN JOE BROWN had POUNDED a DING DONG while visiting BRAZIL. The Prime Minister said that they would COUNT America in response.

Steve finally arrived and asked Sonny about his shift today. “It’s been TRAGIC,” Sonny replied. “Remember JOHNNY APPLESAUCE the GIGOLO? I caught him JUMPING a DOUGHNUT. He was screaming ‘THAT DOES NOT FIT IN THERE!’ at the top of his lungs. I brought him in. The DA said he could face 667 years in prison.”

I literally could not stop laughing for a good two minutes for the above...

Is it your turn to write a new one, Tawm?

[Tawmis]

Yes.

Gonna think of one now.

[Tawmis]

KING'S QUEST [ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10]: QUEST FOR [NOUN]

King Graham woke up to see his [FAMILY MEMBER] walking down the hall. He raised his hand to get their attention and said, "[EXCLAMATION]."

They turned to see King Graham and said, "I am surprised to see you hear. I'd heard you were headed to the [COLOR] [NOUN]."

Graham smiled, "I will be going there, after I [VERB] over to the [VERB] [NOUN] and pick up some [NOUN] for Rosella. She'd been asking if I could pick some up."

"Well," they said, "I'd best let you go then."

"It was a pleasure speaking with you," Graham smiled. "This castle is too big. We should see one another more frequently."

Graham went down to the stables where he got his horse named [NAME] the [COLOR] Strider.

He pulled his cloak around him and adjusted his adventurer's cap and said, "Well, this should be interesting..."

And began riding when suddenly a [NAME/TYPE OF MONSTER] jumped out in front of him!

TO BE CONTINUED?

[Tawmis]

[ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10]
[NOUN]
[TITLE OF FAMILY MEMBER - ie, SON, DAUGHTER, AUNT, UNCLE, etc]
[EXCLAMATION]
[COLOR]
[NOUN]
[VERB]
[VERB]
[NOUN]
[NOUN]
[NAME]
[COLOR]
[NAME/TYPE OF MONSTER]

[Rath Darkblade]

[ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10] - XI
[NOUN]
[TITLE OF FAMILY MEMBER - ie, SON, DAUGHTER, AUNT, UNCLE, etc]
[EXCLAMATION] - WELL, SHAVE MY FEET AND CALL ME A HOBBIT!
[COLOR]
[NOUN]
[VERB]
[VERB]
[NOUN]
[NOUN]
[NAME]
[COLOR]
[NAME/TYPE OF MONSTER]

[notbobsmith]

[ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10] - XI
[NOUN] - PROLETERIAT
[TITLE OF FAMILY MEMBER - ie, SON, DAUGHTER, AUNT, UNCLE, etc] - MOTHER-IN-LAW
[EXCLAMATION] - WELL, SHAVE MY FEET AND CALL ME A HOBBIT!
[COLOR]
[NOUN]
[VERB]
[VERB]
[NOUN]
[NOUN]
[NAME]
[COLOR]
[NAME/TYPE OF MONSTER]

[Rath Darkblade]

[ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10] - XI
[NOUN] - PROLETERIAT
[TITLE OF FAMILY MEMBER - ie, SON, DAUGHTER, AUNT, UNCLE, etc] - MOTHER-IN-LAW
[EXCLAMATION] - WELL, SHAVE MY FEET AND CALL ME A HOBBIT!
[COLOR] - GREEN
[NOUN] - MOTORCYCLE
[VERB]
[VERB]
[NOUN]
[NOUN]
[NAME]
[COLOR]
[NAME/TYPE OF MONSTER]

(By the way, Tawm -- about your question, i.e. [ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10]. Would you like that to be in Roman numerals or not?)

[Tawmis]

(By the way, Tawm -- about your question, i.e. [ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10]. Would you like that to be in Roman numerals or not?)

Either way would have worked. If someone put 376, I'd just make it a roman numeral of it CCCLXXVI.
If I couldn't have figured out, the web is resourceful.
https://capitalizemytitle.com/roman-numeral-generator/

[notbobsmith]

[ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10] - XI
[NOUN] - PROLETERIAT
[TITLE OF FAMILY MEMBER - ie, SON, DAUGHTER, AUNT, UNCLE, etc] - MOTHER-IN-LAW
[EXCLAMATION] - WELL, SHAVE MY FEET AND CALL ME A HOBBIT!
[COLOR] - GREEN
[NOUN] - MOTORCYCLE
[VERB] - HURL
[VERB]
[NOUN] - VITRIOL
[NOUN]
[NAME]
[COLOR]
[NAME/TYPE OF MONSTER]

[Tawmis]

[VERB] - HURL
[NOUN] - VITRIOL

I see what you did there.

[Rath Darkblade]

[ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10] - XI
[NOUN] - PROLETERIAT
[TITLE OF FAMILY MEMBER - ie, SON, DAUGHTER, AUNT, UNCLE, etc] - MOTHER-IN-LAW
[EXCLAMATION] - WELL, SHAVE MY FEET AND CALL ME A HOBBIT!
[COLOR] - GREEN
[NOUN] - MOTORCYCLE
[VERB] - HURL
[VERB] - EXPEL
[NOUN] - VITRIOL
[NOUN] - ACID
[NAME]
[COLOR]
[NAME/TYPE OF MONSTER]

[notbobsmith]

[ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10] - XI
[NOUN] - PROLETERIAT
[TITLE OF FAMILY MEMBER - ie, SON, DAUGHTER, AUNT, UNCLE, etc] - MOTHER-IN-LAW
[EXCLAMATION] - WELL, SHAVE MY FEET AND CALL ME A HOBBIT!
[COLOR] - GREEN
[NOUN] - MOTORCYCLE
[VERB] - HURL
[VERB] - EXPEL
[NOUN] - VITRIOL
[NOUN] - ACID
[NAME] - THURL RAVENSCROFT (sounds like a fake name, but the actual name of the voice of Tony the Tiger among many other things)
[COLOR] - YELLOW
[NAME/TYPE OF MONSTER]

[Rath Darkblade]

[ROMAN NUMBER GREATER THAN 10] - XI
[NOUN] - PROLETERIAT
[TITLE OF FAMILY MEMBER - ie, SON, DAUGHTER, AUNT, UNCLE, etc] - MOTHER-IN-LAW
[EXCLAMATION] - WELL, SHAVE MY FEET AND CALL ME A HOBBIT!
[COLOR] - GREEN
[NOUN] - MOTORCYCLE
[VERB] - HURL
[VERB] - EXPEL
[NOUN] - VITRIOL
[NOUN] - ACID
[NAME] - THURL RAVENSCROFT (sounds like a fake name, but the actual name of the voice of Tony the Tiger among many other things)
[COLOR] - YELLOW
[NAME/TYPE OF MONSTER] - ORC (generic, I know, but I'm going for something that everyone knows)

And that's all of them. By the way, I looked into Thurl Ravenscroft ... wow, he's done a ton of things, and he has a good musical range to boot - over 3 octaves. Obviously he worked at it

[notbobsmith]

And that's all of them. By the way, I looked into Thurl Ravenscroft ... wow, he's done a ton of things, and he has a good musical range to boot - over 3 octaves. Obviously he worked at it

In the US, we get to hear him every Christmas since he performs "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in the original Grinch Who Stole Christmas. He does have a very nice baritone.