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Quest for Glory 1.5: Who Stole Shameen's Plates?
In the little town of Spielburg, on the shelf of Shameen's inn, there is a variety of plates left there by a former adventuress known as Mary Meister. No one knows anything about her.
One day, a SILVER-haired adventuress strode into the inn. "My name is
AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS, and I am an adventuress!" She proclaimed
MENACINGLY.
"All ... right," Shameen
DANCED. "I could tell that because your
INDIGO boots are
1009 sizes too big, and you're wearing a chainmail
G-STRING BIKINI."
"Aha! So you say,
INAPPROPRIATE cat-creature! But you see, I have come to liberate the plates on your wall!"
AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS DUSTED loudly. "They belong to my friend, Mary Meister!"
"I will not give them up." Shameen grabbed his
42-foot club, known locally as the 'Peacemaker'. "Mary left them to me. They have sentimental value. I advise you to depart
PARADOXICALLY."
"Ha ha!" The adventuress said
COLOURFULLY. "Your pretty little stick does not PAINT me, O miserable feline! For I am
AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS the Invulnerable!"
"Oh no!" Shameen's mouth dropped. "Not
AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS the Invulnerable!"
"Yes! I am
AERGWYN THE SILVER DUCHESS the Invulnerable!"
"I don't care!" And with the help of the 'Peacemaker', Shameen
ERASED the adventuress out the door. "What next? Some
SLAYER OF GIANTS calling herself
FREYJA the
REPREHENSIBLE?"
But the following night -
BY THE FURRY NETHER REGIONS OF THE HILL GIANTS! - the plates were gone!!! Who could have
RUN them?!? What a puzzle!
To be continued?
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No comment.
Your turn, NBS!
*raises eyebrow* Look at that sly grin, the overdeveloped arm muscles compared to the small head.