Out of Context Lines

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

What Sierra lines of dialogue might come across a bit naughty or risqué if heard out of context? Share your favourite examples here.

Valanice, KQ7: “Being long winded comes in handy sometimes.”

Rosella, KQ7: “It’s too small, I need something to enlarge it.”

Narrator, LB2: “While this IS an interesting approach, it serves no practical purpose other than your temporary amusement.”

Narrator, LB2: “Don’t touch it! You don’t know where it’s been!”

Katrina, QG4: “I want you to know what it is like to be helpless!” (whip crack)

[Tawmis]

What Sierra lines of dialogue might come across a bit naughty or risqué if heard out of context? Share your favourite examples here.
Valanice, KQ7: “Being long winded comes in handy sometimes.”

King Graham knows how to pick'em.

Rosella, KQ7: “It’s too small, I need something to enlarge it.”

Feel like this what she would have said when she met Larry in LSL2.

[Rath Darkblade]

In connection with Katrina's line ... NARRATOR, QfG4: "You find yourself falling asleep."

A NSFW one: Ad Avis, QfG4: "How nice of you to come." (That is ... so not what he meant)

And a milder one ... Ad Avis (QfG4): "You fool! Did you really think you could escape from me?"

And just for fun ...

Top Ten Actions in QfG1 that sound like Dirty Expressions
(Appeared in Straight From the Leg #22)

10. "Getting Some Fur"
9. "Yanking the Root"
8. "Picking the Lock"
7. "Feeding the Horse"
6. "Catching the Seed"
5. "Raking Out the Stable"
4. "Fetching the Magic Fruit"
3. "Holding Council with the Bearded Wizard"
2. "Doing Battle with the One-Eyed Ogre"
1. "Playing Cribbage in the Cave by the Waterfall"

[Tawmis]

In connection with Katrina's line ... NARRATOR, QfG4: "You find yourself falling asleep."
And a milder one ... Ad Avis (QfG4): "You fool! Did you really think you could escape from me?"

Meh, I don't feel like those are something that can be taken out of context. They don't really have the potential for a "double meaning" when just hearing that line.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Top Ten Actions in QfG1 that sound like Dirty Expressions
(Appeared in Straight From the Leg #22)

10. "Getting Some Fur"
9. "Yanking the Root"
8. "Picking the Lock"
7. "Feeding the Horse"
6. "Catching the Seed"
5. "Raking Out the Stable"
4. "Fetching the Magic Fruit"
3. "Holding Council with the Bearded Wizard"
2. "Doing Battle with the One-Eyed Ogre"
1. "Playing Cribbage in the Cave by the Waterfall"

3 and 2 in particular!

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Mudbath Troll, KQ7: “I have the same trouble with Hogarth. I just use wet sulphur!”

Narrator, KQ6: “Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation.” (Apparently this one’s rather popular out in meme-land, or so I’ve read.)

Narrator, LB2: “A slab of meat which smells ripe!”

[Rath Darkblade]

In connection with Katrina's line ... NARRATOR, QfG4: "You find yourself falling asleep."
And a milder one ... Ad Avis (QfG4): "You fool! Did you really think you could escape from me?"

Meh, I don't feel like those are something that can be taken out of context. They don't really have the potential for a "double meaning" when just hearing that line.

Er ... consider Katrina's line -- “I want you to know what it is like to be helpless!” -- and her costume, and she's whipping the hero ... and the hero falls asleep.

Mudbath Troll, KQ7: “I have the same trouble with Hogarth. I just use wet sulphur!”

Narrator, KQ6: “Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation.” (Apparently this one’s rather popular out in meme-land, or so I’ve read.)

Narrator, LB2: “A slab of meat which smells ripe!”

Hmm, I don't understand the first two? *shrug* But I haven't played enough King's Quest anyway.

[Tawmis]

In connection with Katrina's line ... NARRATOR, QfG4: "You find yourself falling asleep."
And a milder one ... Ad Avis (QfG4): "You fool! Did you really think you could escape from me?"

Meh, I don't feel like those are something that can be taken out of context. They don't really have the potential for a "double meaning" when just hearing that line.

Er ... consider Katrina's line -- “I want you to know what it is like to be helpless!” -- and her costume, and she's whipping the hero ... and the hero falls asleep.

Mudbath Troll, KQ7: “I have the same trouble with Hogarth. I just use wet sulphur!”
Narrator, KQ6: “Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation.” (Apparently this one’s rather popular out in meme-land, or so I’ve read.)
Narrator, LB2: “A slab of meat which smells ripe!”

Hmm, I don't understand the first two? *shrug* But I haven't played enough King's Quest anyway.

I mean, the wet sulfur - a bit of a stretch.

But the "Alexandar feels a strange pulling sensation" taken out of context is very clearly sexual... in the right mind.

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Narrator, LB2: “Jeepers, Laura! Not in front of witnesses!”

[Rath Darkblade]

But I don't recall that one. When does that happen?

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

But I don't recall that one. When does that happen?

Trying to perform certain actions in the museum, like opening secret passages, if someone else is in the room (or sometimes even when not, it can be a little buggy).

[Rath Darkblade]

Top Ten Actions in Quest For Glory 2 that sound like Dirty Expressions
(Appeared in Straight From the Leg #21)

10. "Oiling the Hinge"
9. "Eating the Falafel"
8. "Using Up the Power of the Magic Rope"
7. "Sheathing Your Sword"
6. "Mounting the Saurus"
5. "Squeezing the Bellows"
4. "Charging Your Weapon"
3. "Getting a Piece of Beard"
2. "Releasing Your Pouch Inside the Funnel"
1. "Penetrating the Walls of the Forbidden City"

[Semi-Happy Partygoer]

Valanice, KQ7: “It looks like something is supposed to fit in there!”

[Rath Darkblade]

I'm afraid I don't know that one (never played KQ7). When does that happen?